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Alcohol Review: Four Loko

March 11, 2010 - 12:00 pm | Posted by: Staff
Since the caffeine was removed from Sparks a few years ago, we've all had to mix everything with Red Bull to get any sort of decent pregame energy rush. Thanks to Four Loko we can enjoy several different alcoholic energy options while losing our dignity all over again.

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Drinking Hall of Fame: Led Zeppelin

March 11, 2010 - 10:49 am | Posted by: Ben
The drummer from Led Zeppelin had the last name of "Bonham," so does the editor for this site. Both like drinking, a lot. Coincidence? Sure, we'll drink to that.

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Bartender Brown and the Case of the Missing Case

March 10, 2010 - 5:00 pm | Posted by: Dave
Encyclopedia Brown don't got shit on this drunk detective.

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Greek Life 101: Shut Up, Sis

March 10, 2010 - 3:49 pm | Posted by: Amy
Sometimes it's hard to remember that not everyone is Greek.

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Sidney Crosby: The Most Hated Man in America?

March 10, 2010 - 2:30 pm | Posted by: Caitlin
Sidney Crosby is the savior of hockey in Pittsburgh, but after winning Canada the gold he was booed at home. That says how much America dislikes Crosby right now.

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An Open Letter to the Students of UIUC

March 10, 2010 - 2:07 pm | Posted by: Quinn
Sure, Unofficial might have been a great reason to get drunk, but for the city of Champaign it's also a great way to make a quick buck, Catch an under-ager, get $300!

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10 Minutes In the Life of Russell Brand (He Can't Be That Retarded, Can He?)

March 10, 2010 - 12:50 pm | Posted by: Brendan
Russell Brand is a "witty", "funny","likable" "actor" from England. We managed to get ten minutes of his life onto paper. See how it is.

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Sex and the U: The Transition

March 10, 2010 - 11:41 am | Posted by: John
So, you're at a party and you've found someone who's actually willing to have sex with you? Great. Seal the deal. It's harder than it looks, we know, so here's a guide to doing the thing.

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Second Choice

March 10, 2010 - 9:30 am | Posted by: Brett
One of our writers from Michigan State, Brett, put together this pretty hilarious video about a girl that's just good enough. Watch it, love it.

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Movie Clip Monday: Keyser Soze

March 8, 2010 - 9:24 am | Posted by: Staff
It's the greatest twist ending in any movie, ever, people.

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