Picking a president is serious stuff, because no one wants a guy who chooses milk over beer.
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Luke tries out Fuller's Extra-Special Bitter beer from Europe, and succeeds in actually swallowing it.
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Ten ways finals can blow even more than they already do.
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Oh no, she really does look fatter in person then in her Facebook pics.
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Meet Division 1 collegiate frisbee golf player and winner of the coveted "Golden Disc" award, Frolf Wiggum.
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You might be sick of your pesky roommates, but think twice about living alone. Unless you really love masturbating, that is.
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Nerds, prepare yourself for a Hulk-sized boner when you go see The Avengers for the first time.
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So where does your crappy summer job fit in?
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Thinking about relaxing overseas while contemplating what to do with your life after graduation? We'll let you know how a variety of countries are going to take that.
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We end the year right with a standard girly drink - Mango Smirnoff. Cheerz, bitches!
...Vocab
Egregarious
The act of being funny and affable to the point of awkwardness.
Samantha had to break up with Julian because of his egregarious nature. The final straw was when he fondled Jessica’s breast because Jessica playfully asked him to.
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