Since the caffeine was removed from Sparks a few years ago, we've all had to mix everything with Red Bull to get any sort of decent pregame energy rush. Thanks to Four Loko we can enjoy several different alcoholic energy options while losing our dignity all over again.

The drummer from Led Zeppelin had the last name of "Bonham," so does the editor for this site. Both like drinking, a lot. Coincidence? Sure, we'll drink to that.

Encyclopedia Brown don't got shit on this drunk detective.

Sometimes it's hard to remember that not everyone is Greek.

Sidney Crosby is the savior of hockey in Pittsburgh, but after winning Canada the gold he was booed at home. That says how much America dislikes Crosby right now.

Sure, Unofficial might have been a great reason to get drunk, but for the city of Champaign it's also a great way to make a quick buck, Catch an under-ager, get $300!

Russell Brand is a "witty", "funny","likable" "actor" from England. We managed to get ten minutes of his life onto paper. See how it is.

So, you're at a party and you've found someone who's actually willing to have sex with you? Great. Seal the deal. It's harder than it looks, we know, so here's a guide to doing the thing.

One of our writers from Michigan State, Brett, put together this pretty hilarious video about a girl that's just good enough. Watch it, love it.

It's the greatest twist ending in any movie, ever, people.