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Our New Fantasy Food Joint

February 8, 2010 - 3:46 pm | Posted by: Staff
After a night of drinking, some food is always the best. Sadly every place we go has a problem. What if we had the perfect place? It would look like this.

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Teen Mom: University of Illinois Edition

February 8, 2010 - 2:31 pm | Posted by: Laura
What if those idiot teen moms from that idiot TV show on idiot MTV got into the University of Illinois? Well, they'd probably still have a lot of sex, but those babies would be even more screwed than they already are.

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State Your Case: Michael Jackson is Alive

February 8, 2010 - 1:13 pm | Posted by: Molly
Not just in our hearts. In real life. Like Tupac, Biggie and Elvis. That would be a hell of a band.

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Winter Fashion At Its Lowest

February 8, 2010 - 12:00 pm | Posted by: Kristina
Winter is here and it makes most people look like homeless folks. Since that's the case, enjoy all the hunter orange you see hanging around.

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Tall People: Should We Trust Them?

February 8, 2010 - 10:45 am | Posted by: Quinn
I'm 6'4 and I've never slept with your mom. Yet. So yes, I think you should. Now give me some money so I can invest it for you.

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Out With the New, Bring Back the Old

February 8, 2010 - 9:30 am | Posted by: Jessica
Michigan State is set to unveil a new logo. Frankly, it sucks, so we're going to make a case as to why it shouldn't exist. Also, we're going to bitch about it.

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Movie Clip Monday: One Rib

February 8, 2010 - 8:24 am | Posted by: Staff
If you've never seen "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" then you should go do that right now. The movie is hilarious.

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It Happens

February 5, 2010 - 5:00 pm | Posted by: Frank
You're at a party and you have to poop. Now. It's embarrassing and it sucks, but here's how you do it without everything going to shit.

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The Super Bowl: Rooting for the Favorite

February 5, 2010 - 3:45 pm | Posted by: Nick
This is an example of someone we would want RoboManning to decapitate.

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The Intricacies of the Text Message

February 5, 2010 - 2:30 pm | Posted by: Lauryn
This article is the truth. Text messages are awesome for one thing, and one thing only: Telling people things you wouldn't have the balls to say to their face.

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