The Irish folk used to be oppressed and made fun of. Not anymore, and especially not on March 17. Nope, instead they're hailed as great drinkers. Which is fair.

Let's celebrate some green things. Yes, marijuana makes an appearance. How ever did you know?

St. Patrick's Day only has tangential things to do the actual St. Patrick. It's about a kid in the midwest and drinking. Read on and find out!

The usual for The Gorillaz, which is the unusual.

We'd make some half-ass creamer joke, but it's Friday. So, uh...yeah.

Exchange themes between sororities and fraternities have gotten a little lackluster these days. Is there really a difference between "What Used to be Cool" and "I Love the '90s"? And what's all this bullshit about being politically correct? We're gonna do better. Also, that Asian is really hot.

Unfortunately, there's not a very interesting story behind this beer... I was in a stout sort of mood, and this is a stout.

The Champaign bars are closing left and right. Well, not really, but give them some money anyway so there will be lowered drinking prices.

Oh Chatroulette, where any swinging dick can go to try to find a woman, only to find a bunch of swinging dicks.

Nothing is quite as horrible as watching a couple get all touchy-feely in class. Except for "The Customs of the Country". Fuck that book.