WeRateDogs is sweeping the nation with its preaching of unconditional love for dogs and its merciless roasts of its fascist haters. We came for the doggos, but stayed when we realized that the author was the best friend we wish we had. Seriously, if you come at @WeRateDogs, be prepared to leave in a body bag. Here are 6 of the account’s greatest burns:
Steve, you asked for this one, C’mon– doggos don’t need your stupid-ass suggestions. They’re busy. Maybe if you were as cute as a doggo, you wouldn’t get told to fuck off by a dog rating app. Heckin’ pupalling.
This one is directed at the most hated hater there is and the leader of the free (ish) world, Donald Trump. This seems to be a liberal snowflake doggo, and will accept pats from all humans, not just her human.
10/10 would fuck with this doggo.
This passive-aggressive AF post is truly a thing of beauty. God forbid you are faced with opinions that you don’t agree with. In three syllables the author of WeRateDogs brought the fire and shut down this dude, who doesn’t even have a dog because he is allergic to joy and will never find happiness.
And with that, Vincentipede was crushed like the small and pestering bug he was.
Simultaneously burning Steve Bannon, Donald Trump, and most Republicans while also indulging us with a classic ”dog licking human’s face” pic.
Nothing says “fuck you” like spelling someone’s name wrong when it’s literally right there. Proof that he really is a dog of the people.
What could be better? Two of our favorite things have combined: adorable doggos and Republicans getting shit on. It is hilarious, and 100% true. So put down that newspaper and delete your news app– this is the only source of current events you will ever need. After all, its backed by all the science ,ever.