The season is changing—the temperature is rising, the hangovers are getting more frequent, and your GPA is somehow in the negatives. If this is happening to you, you know its Mardi Gras season. Depending on what your Mardi Gras consisted of, we can easily calculate what dorm you lived in on campus during your days as a bitch-ass freshman.
WATCH: We made Malort cupcakes. They are bad.