The Perks of “Sleeping” Around
- Written by VT Staff
- October 25, 2012
Lately it seems like course request, the mile long line for coffee in Turner, and people bitching about other people bitching about the presidential debates are all getting old. Apparently Honey Boo Boo feels the same way about talk show interviews, considering in her most recent media appearance she had the balls to pretend to be asleep to avoid answering any questions.
“The former ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ star (whose real name is Alana Thompson) appeared on the [Dr. Drew] show as part of a promotional tour for the new season of her show. But the seven-year-old's patience with the talk-show circuit seems to be wearing thin. Rather than submit to questions from the grown-up, the seven-year-old pretended to be asleep, snoring loudly. Dr. Drew tried to ask Alana a question. "Is it difficult to be on TV?" In response, Honey Boo Boo dropped her head down in her arms and made loud snoring sounds.”
Honestly, we’re not sure if someone should:
1.) Falcon punch this spoiled little brat.
2.) Call Child Protective Services on her Jabba the Hutt mother.
3.) Fear for the human race as we all take a moment to let it really sink in that people actually watch this shit for their own personal enjoyment.
Not only is it ridiculously sad that a 7-year old plays even this much of a role in American pop culture, it’s baffling that she seems to get away with more immature shenanigans than a drunk girl hitting up T.O.T.S on her birthday. As much as she deserves to be put into a permanent time out, and hopefully solitary confinement, ya gotta give the little chicken nugget some credit for her blatant honesty. If only we could all casually ‘doze off’ every time someone bores us by, you know, talking.