Bark for Barack, Shit for Mitt
- Article by VT Staff
- October 23, 2012
In an article from the Huffington Post, self proclaimed “Turd Whisperer” Jim Coniglione stated that he can accurately predict the outcome of the 2012 Presidential Election based on the shape of dog shit that he collects for his job. This entrepreneur and small business owner of Scoopy-Doo has gone on the record with his expert opinion that Governor Romney will come out on top of this election:
"I think it's because of the economy. People are giving their dogs cheaper dog food and the dogs are producing more 'product,' and that looks more like Romney."
You may not give two shits about what the bowels of Long Island dogs have to say about the election, but Jim Coniglione does! In fact, he sent in a picture of exactly which two shits, and their corresponding candidates. Unfortunately, after seeing the complete lack of resemblance, we no longer give any shits about it.
It is worth mentioning though, that Coniglione has correctly predicted the outcome of the last three elections by use of his fool-proof method.
The expert has spoken! Mitt Romney is more of a shithead than Barack Obama, and so Romney’s got this election in the bag. DOODY BAG!