Booze Review: Sobieski Karamel

Booze Review: Sobieski Karamel

Article by UIUC Staff
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April 26, 2012
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Grade: B+

Overview: Every once in a while I’ll pick out an alcohol that I think will take me to a new level of repulsion and disgust. That’s what I was going for when I snagged this little diddy off the shelf. Boy was I ever surprised.

History: After becoming heavily involved with alcohol, Willy Wonka took a dark turn and began pimping himself out on the streets of London. It wasn’t until he met a beautiful Polish girl, heir to the Sobieski fortune, who took pity on him that he got clean. As a thank you, Wonka mixed up one of the most surprisingly delicious vodkas that the Sobieski family had had the pleasure of enjoying in all their time.

Typical Drinkers: The Sobieski hottie, nannies, people who pronounce caramel “care-uh-mell” in that douchey way, Chandler, anyone who enjoys being called a “caramel bear” because he’s Indian or half-black, washed up sorority girls, and people who resent when people tell them they have poop-colored eyes. But not Wonka, because he’s been clean for four months now.

User Comments

“This is actually delicious.”

“Damn, I suck at giving gag gifts.”

“It’s like a tasty snack.”

“Wonka hasn’t been as fun since he quit drinking.”

Conclusion: Honestly, get ready to be surprised – this is a vodka that even the guys can be seen drinking. Quite delicious.

Mixer Center

Coke: A

Sprite: C-

Milk: C+

Chase with Hershey’s Syrup: Not enough A+’s in the world for this one.