Brah, Best Summer Ever!
- Written by Isaac
- May 9, 2012
Yeah bro, can’t wait for this summer. I’m so done with school it’s not even funny. Dude, you wanna know how done I am with school? I’m so done with school I haven’t even studied for my finals. That’ll show my teachers. Dude, studying is for losers who don’t know what it’s like to party and have a good time. I don’t need that shit in my life. I mean when am I ever gonna need it? Like the other day my teacher was like, “The Pythagorean Theorem is a^2 + b^2 = c^2” I mean who the hell is Pythagorean? More like Py-nevergonnausethisinmylife-orean! Amirite?
Anyway, that’s beside the point. I just wanted to say like, dude, when I come home for summer vacation me n’ you are gonna hang out like every day. We’re gonna be drinkin’, smokin’, havin' sex every day. Not with each other, of course. That would be weird. But no like, I got all these friends from back home, you know, friends from high school. SUPER hot! We’ll hang out all the time. It’ll be fun, don’t worry. Oh, my parents? Yeah they’re…they’re cool, they just don’t like it when I stay out too late. I can really only stay out until 10 p.m., then I gotta come home and help my mom with the laundry and stuff. Yeah it sucks but whatever man, they raised me so I should appreciate it. Oh, and I can’t hang out like all of June, I’m going with my parents to Wisconsin. Yeah my dad’s got a business trip and he wants us all to come with. We’re not going to the Dells or anything fun like that, it’s actually just this townhome in the suburbs of Milwaukee.
But yeah dude, July and the beginning of August it will be just you and me. I swear man, we’ll be going to baseball games and partying with chicks. It’ll be just like old times. Oh wait, I forgot to tell you, I got a summer internship. I work from 9a.m. until 5p.m. Monday through Saturday at this dumb place in Bumblefuck, Indiana. It’s gonna be sweet…but that means that I can’t really hang out all that much while I’m in the internship. I um…well I mean you can come visit sometimes. Actually the company is providing me with lodging and they don’t like guests. So listen, I’m gonna be back for like a weekend sometime and we’ll chill. It’ll be awesome. Saturday and Sunday we’ll just party and go nuts.
Shit, I totally forgot, my dad wants me to help him pick out new shoes on Saturday, and then we’re gonna have some family time that night. Oh, and then Sunday I’m gonna spend the whole day hanging out with my girlfriend. Sorry bro. We’ll hang out next summer. Izzat cool? I know I said we were gonna have a great summer this year, but listen, I’ll make it up to you. I actually gotta go right now. My mom wants me to come with her to the library to help her read the small text in the books so she can pick out the one with the best font for her reading. Then she makes me read the books to her. It’s really kind of nonsensical, but I love her, so it all works out.
Hey I forgot to tell you dude! I got 40s! That’s right, the complete collection of the 1940s classical jazz records. These are gonna be great on my drive down to Indiana every week. I wanted to show you because I know you would appreciate it. Isn’t this sick dude? I can’t wait for this summer!