Stories By Aaron Applebey
For Those of You Living Off MSU’s Campus, We Get It: You’re Better
In Marxist philosophy, Marx uses the bourgeoisie and the proletariat. In Feudalist societies, there existed lords...
The Spartan’s Guide to Skipping Class and Maintaining a Perfect Attendance Grade
Let’s just get it out in the open: Education is for nerdy pieces of scum that...
Terry, The Spooky Little Minx That Haunts the Beaumont Tower, Returns in Time for Halloween
Ghosts, goblins, ghouls, beware! The Black Sheep investigated and what we can report is...
We Analyzed the Wells Hall Starbucks Line So You Don’t Have To
As the sun rises slowly over the Red Cedar, the Wells Hall Starbucks coddles sleep-deprived...
6 Ways to Safely Travel Around East Lansing When Absolutely Sloshed
We’ve all been here—stumbling down Grand River at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday, besotted, covered...
In Latest Attempt to ‘Go Green’ MSU Vows to be 100% Powered by Student Tears
Environmentally conscious Spartans, rejoice! In a recent press release, Michigan State University has agreed to...