Out of all of the holidays, Christmas has the most subliminally sexual songs by far. Think about it: have you ever heard a sexually-charged song about Veteran’s Day? Underneath the jingling bells lies the age-old theme of exchanging sexual favors for power, material goods, and self-esteem. Here is a collective list of Christmas songs, ranked […]
In just a few hours DePaul students are going to flock home for Turkey Day. Not you, though, for some reason you're going to be stuck on campus over break.
DePaul’s end-of-quarter teacher evaluation emails are so tired of being ignored that they've begun using more and more passive aggressive subject lines
It’s during this short period of post-midterms and pre-finals that we often turn to outside sources for guidance, reassurance, and if anyone knows where they can buy some Adderall.
These days it can feel like if you don’t have an ImPoRtAnT iSsUe to advocate, you’re as useful as a fire-resistant sack of shit left on the wrong doorstep.
2016 has been, in a phrase, completely batshit crazy. As a world, we seem to be collectively overwhelmed. Luckily, Halloween is upon us, and with that comes bar crawls and themed fraternity parties. There is ample opportunity to create one-of-a-kind costumes that are both topically relevant and surprisingly sexy. The two go hand-in-hand! Here are […]