Ally Zacek

Ally Zacek

Staff Writer

DePaul University
Top 6 Non-Consensual Intimate Experiences that Happen on the L

It’s so intimate that you almost feel weird being surrounded by 50 other strangers while it’s happening. Bonus points if you feel dick or get a ‘lil sweaty!

DePaul Stereotypes: Facts vs. Alternative Facts

While we all know most of the facts about DePaul, there’s a whole alternative side you most likely hadn’t even considered yet.

DePaul Campus Petty Crime Map

In the DePaul Criminal Justice System, petty based offenses are considered especially heinous. On campus, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as The Reporters at The Black Sheep.

DePaul’s Most Irrelevant Sports Teams Ranked by Hotness

It comes as no surprise that DePaul’s sports teams struggle to maintain any shred of relevance, but at least some of the players are hot.

DePaul White Girl Winter Fashion Trends: A Breakdown

Don’t even worry about your coat making you look fat because there’re other things about your ‘fit that are making you look dumb!

DePaul’s Sexiest Statues Ranked By Sexiness

If the new Peni-clock on campus doesn't make your pants tight, then you're not a true DePaulian.

The 5 Types of Dudes You Find on DePaul Tinder

Everyone's on Tinder, and eventually all dudes on DePaul's tinder fall into these 5 categories. Yes, even you.

What to Eat at the Stu Based on How Much You Hate Yourself

With all the equally awful options of what to eat, you may have a hard time deciding. We're here to help.