Ally Zacek

Ally Zacek

Staff Writer

DePaul University
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Your Official Guide to St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago

Navigating the day through thousands of “Kiss me I’m Irish” shirts is made even more difficult when you start your day doing Irish car bombs at 6 a.m.

What Your Favorite Smoothie From The Bean Says About You

We took it upon ourselves to conduct in-depth taste tests of the smoothies and cross-referenced the flavors with science about the human psyche.

The 8 Best Places to Lowkey Pregame in Public at DePaul

Like most things in life, going to class is much more enjoyable while drunk. Sometimes, being drunk is the only way a 90-minute lecture is bearable.

The 7 Saddest On-Campus Jobs at DePaul, Ranked

If you happen to have one of these jobs, we're sorry. It'll all be over soon...

Top 6 Non-Consensual Intimate Experiences that Happen on the L

It’s so intimate that you almost feel weird being surrounded by 50 other strangers while it’s happening. Bonus points if you feel dick or get a ‘lil sweaty!

DePaul Stereotypes: Facts vs. Alternative Facts

While we all know most of the facts about DePaul, there’s a whole alternative side you most likely hadn’t even considered yet.

DePaul Campus Petty Crime Map

In the DePaul Criminal Justice System, petty based offenses are considered especially heinous. On campus, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as The Reporters at The Black Sheep.

DePaul’s Most Irrelevant Sports Teams Ranked by Hotness

It comes as no surprise that DePaul’s sports teams struggle to maintain any shred of relevance, but at least some of the players are hot.

DePaul White Girl Winter Fashion Trends: A Breakdown

Don’t even worry about your coat making you look fat because there’re other things about your ‘fit that are making you look dumb!

DePaul’s Sexiest Statues Ranked By Sexiness

If the new Peni-clock on campus doesn't make your pants tight, then you're not a true DePaulian.