Ally Zacek

Ally Zacek

Staff Writer

DePaul University
DePaul’s Most Irrelevant Sports Teams Ranked by Hotness

It comes as no surprise that DePaul’s sports teams struggle to maintain any shred of relevance, but at least some of the players are hot.

DePaul White Girl Winter Fashion Trends: A Breakdown

Don’t even worry about your coat making you look fat because there’re other things about your ‘fit that are making you look dumb!

DePaul’s Sexiest Statues Ranked By Sexiness

If the new Peni-clock on campus doesn't make your pants tight, then you're not a true DePaulian.

The 5 Types of Dudes You Find on DePaul Tinder

Everyone's on Tinder, and eventually all dudes on DePaul's tinder fall into these 5 categories. Yes, even you.

What to Eat at the Stu Based on How Much You Hate Yourself

With all the equally awful options of what to eat, you may have a hard time deciding. We're here to help.