Amanda Pastunink

Amanda Pastunink

Staff Writer

Michigan State University
6 Basketball Hoops Abandoned During March Madness, Just Like Spartan Basketball

Not all are joining in the fun of March Madness, and many once popular fixtures are being ironically abandoned, out in the cold with no basketballs to hold.

How to Prepare Your Body for an East Lansing St. Paddy’s Day

St. Paddy’s Day is here,so here’s a list of things to make sure you accomplish before hitting the town on East Lansing’s favorite holiday.

6 Things to Do When You See a Fellow Spartan On Spring Break

Spring Break is right around the corner, and we’ve compiled a list of proper manners to utilize when you run into a fellow Spartan during your vacation.

Trump Ditches Correspondents Dinner Due to Fear of Performing Worse Than Trump Reenactors

On Saturday February 25th, President Trump announced via Twitter that he will not be attending this year’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, an action that hasn’t occurred in 36 years. Sources tell The Black Sheep, the reason Trump refuses to attend is a deep-seated fear of being compared to his reenactors.“The Correspondents’ Dinner has certainly […]

Students Willing to Walk Twenty Minutes to Conrad’s, But Not to Class

After the primary Conrad's location on Abbott closed, students must walk to the other, much farther Conrad's locations. But still not to class

Should Olin Recognize Senioritis as a Real Disease?

Olin keeps receiving patient cases involving a complete lack of motivation, excessive sleeping, and total dismissal of responsibilities. Is it senioritis?

Mike Pence Still Ill After Nightmare of Self-Empowered Women Descending from Sky Comes True

Vice President Mike Pence has become severely ill after attending a Super Bowl 51 halftime show in which his deep-seated fear of self-empowered women descending from the sky has manifest. Prior to this alleged “nightmare” this past Sunday, veep Mike Pence was reportedly behaving traditionally himself.“He was complaining about that time the Hamilton cast addressed him […]

Spartans Unsatisfied with Walk to Class After Participating in Various Political Marches

A nice, easy walk to class has been part of our daily routine for years. But after walking in local political marches, it seems much less exciting.

7 Things to Say Under the “Record Audio” Button on D2L to Guarantee a 4.0

Why does the D2L dropbox folder have a "Record Audio" button? Who knows! But with these cool one liners, you can “Record Audio” your way to a 4.0.

7 East Lansing Puddles You Wish Your Ex Would Fall Into

Here’s a collection of puddles on MSU’s campus to hopefully lift your spirits as you picture your terrible ex falling face first into them.