Amanda Pastunink

Amanda Pastunink

Staff Writer

Michigan State University
Setting the Bar: Local Graduate’s Five-Year Plan Is to Be Five Years Older

With many college students graduating across the nation, many are taking the first steps into the direction of the rest of their lives. However, there is one person who is blowing everyone’s life plans out of the park: graduate Thomas Fuller’s five-year plan is to become five years older.“Is this kid for real?” local neighbor […]

7 Burning Regrets Graduating Spartans Have This Spring

While four years seems like a long time, there are still things our current seniors wish they had done during their time here at MSU.

QUIZ: Where Will You Figuratively Die on MSU’s Campus?

While death is always looming around the corner, we created a quiz to distract you from your actual death and help you focus on your figurative one.

Local Student Feels Confident of Future While Wearing Large Bag

Michigan State University senior Jeremy Jenkins has made clear this past Sunday that he, in fact, feels confident while wearing a large, green bag.“I’ve never felt like I have more purpose than I do now,” Jeremy explained. “I have so many life experiences ahead, and I’m confident I can take on whatever the future throws […]

6 Basketball Hoops Abandoned During March Madness, Just Like Spartan Basketball

Not all are joining in the fun of March Madness, and many once popular fixtures are being ironically abandoned, out in the cold with no basketballs to hold.

How to Prepare Your Body for an East Lansing St. Paddy’s Day

St. Paddy’s Day is here,so here’s a list of things to make sure you accomplish before hitting the town on East Lansing’s favorite holiday.

6 Things to Do When You See a Fellow Spartan On Spring Break

Spring Break is right around the corner, and we’ve compiled a list of proper manners to utilize when you run into a fellow Spartan during your vacation.

Trump Ditches Correspondents Dinner Due to Fear of Performing Worse Than Trump Reenactors

On Saturday February 25th, President Trump announced via Twitter that he will not be attending this year’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, an action that hasn’t occurred in 36 years. Sources tell The Black Sheep, the reason Trump refuses to attend is a deep-seated fear of being compared to his reenactors.“The Correspondents’ Dinner has certainly […]

Students Willing to Walk Twenty Minutes to Conrad’s, But Not to Class

After the primary Conrad's location on Abbott closed, students must walk to the other, much farther Conrad's locations. But still not to class

Should Olin Recognize Senioritis as a Real Disease?

Olin keeps receiving patient cases involving a complete lack of motivation, excessive sleeping, and total dismissal of responsibilities. Is it senioritis?