Amanda Pastunink

Amanda Pastunink

Staff Writer

Michigan State University
Trump to Body Shame Every Rockette at Inauguration

“They’re not hot enough, I know that for sure,” Trump said, loosening his tie.

7 Controversial Ways to Keep Your New Year’s Resolution in East Lansing

We’ve compiled a fresh ‘n’ fun list you can use in East Lansing to get that Spring Break bod, before you can say “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”

Sweet Lorraine’s to Be Replaced By Hardass Lorraine’s

Hardass Lorraine’s had its grand opening this past Monday, and its new and improved menu is changing the game for pasta extremists across MSU’s campus.

MSU Student Slips Out of Food Coma and Into Ramen-Filled Depression

“I walked over and found a grown man scrolling through Google Images of Thanksgiving turkeys and crying into his Cup O’ Noodles. Really a shame.”

Trump Forces Starbucks to Split Green Unity Cup into 13 Separate Cups

On November 1st, Starbucks debuted a green “unity” cup, consisting of a mosaic of over a hundred people connected by a single stroke, a metaphor for the community and diversity of our nation. Just eight days later, and to much of the nation’s surprise, Donald J. Trump was elected president of the United States. Now, […]

6 Items Added to Combo-X-Change for Upperclassmen, Graduate Students

MSU has been looking past this minority for too long, and have since decided to add items at Sparty’s for students out of their teen years.

Nationwide Confusion of Whether Halloween Costume is Ken Bone or Sexy Ken Bone

This year, red sweaters and fake mustache sales are at an all-time high in every Party City in the nation due to love for undecided voter, Ken Bone.

Ken Bone to Bring Al’s Toy Barn to Old Cosi Lot on Grand River

Weeks after Cosi shut down, a replacement was found. It was just announced that coming this fall, Ken Bone will be bringing an Al’s Toy Barn to East Lansing

5 Beautiful Trees on MSU’s Campus to Distract You from Falling into the Abyss

Here are a few hidden treasures we found on MSU's campus that are perfect for forgetting your life is helplessly and hopelessly falling into the abyss.

Ways To Order the MSU Dairy Store’s Sesquicentennial Swirl Incorrectly

There is one thing that sometimes gets in the way of the carefree aura of a visit to MSU’s ice cream shop: the dread of ordering the Sesquicentennial Swirl.