Olin keeps receiving patient cases involving a complete lack of motivation, excessive sleeping, and total dismissal of responsibilities. Is it senioritis?
Vice President Mike Pence has become severely ill after attending a Super Bowl 51 halftime show in which his deep-seated fear of self-empowered women descending from the sky has manifest. Prior to this alleged “nightmare” this past Sunday, veep Mike Pence was reportedly behaving traditionally himself.“He was complaining about that time the Hamilton cast addressed him […]
A nice, easy walk to class has been part of our daily routine for years. But after walking in local political marches, it seems much less exciting.
Why does the D2L dropbox folder have a "Record Audio" button? Who knows! But with these cool one liners, you can “Record Audio” your way to a 4.0.
We’ve compiled a fresh ‘n’ fun list you can use in East Lansing to get that Spring Break bod, before you can say “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”
Hardass Lorraine’s had its grand opening this past Monday, and its new and improved menu is changing the game for pasta extremists across MSU’s campus.
“I walked over and found a grown man scrolling through Google Images of Thanksgiving turkeys and crying into his Cup O’ Noodles. Really a shame.”
On November 1st, Starbucks debuted a green “unity” cup, consisting of a mosaic of over a hundred people connected by a single stroke, a metaphor for the community and diversity of our nation. Just eight days later, and to much of the nation’s surprise, Donald J. Trump was elected president of the United States. Now, […]