Amber O'Brien

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The 8 Worst Types of Girls You’ll Find in Red Lion’s Bathroom

For ladies, going to the bathroom in Red Lion goes one of two ways: just OK,...

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How to Reveal Your Inner Guido on the Stage of Red Lion

Since the premiere of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, students have been eager to show off their...

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True Life: I’m a Dickhead Carder, But I Wasn’t Always Like This

My name is Chadwick Freemont, and I’m a carder at Red Lion. Yeah, I already know...

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8 Orifices to Hide Your JUUL When People Won’t Stop Hitting It

Bringing your JUUL to the Champaign bars (or the freedom-hating fascist UGL library) is a dangerous...

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Decoding the Hidden Propaganda Behind the Block I

The Block I is the official logo of the University of Illinois, and the most boring...

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Top 10 Places To Use Your Midterm As Toilet Paper

It’s UIUC midterm season, meaning hundreds of disappointed students are moping around campus after finding out...

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7 Valuable Life Lessons You’ll Learn From Fighting Your Way To The Main Bar at Red Lion

Red Lion may seem like your average college campus bar, but the lessons you learn inside...

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Top 10 Unofficial Puns You’ll Probably Use in Your Insta

Unofficial is an Illini’s biggest excuses to drink for 24-hours straight. Besides 100-second Snapchat stories, drunk...

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Booze Review: Strawberry Lemonade Svedka

Although there is no such thing as a “good” vodka under $30, we may have found...

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Sorority Girl Shocked After Finding Out She Can’t Be a Brand Ambassador for Victoria’s Secret Forever

Blair Sanders, a UIUC Theta Zeta Theta member first became a campus representative for Victoria’s Secret...