“They may, or may not possibly have the environment to be inhabitable by humans because of the surface having the chance of being dotted by milkshake lakes”
From a trespasser in the dorms to a rape on campus, the university administration is ~really great~ at not letting students know what the f**k is going on.
The Falcons’ premature champagne shower at halftime might have been the reason why they ended up losing Super Bowl 51. According to the NFL’s top football scientists, the Falcons had a 99% chance of winning following a stellar first-half putting the Falcons ahead 21-3 over the Patriots. Falcons’ Head Coach, Dan Quinn, stated that “it […]
A Greek life representative reached out to us after the article "What It's Like Living Non-Greek in Greek Village" in an open letter response.
Whether it be tears from knowing you made it through the semester, or caused by what the hell happened on that last test, you’re going to need a cry.