Beloved ex-child actor and political rights activist Shia Labeouf recently had a theatrical release of his new movie Man Down in the United Kingdom. After the first week of showings the film sold a total of three tickets making a total profit of $26.00. One can only wonder what Shia will spend his new windfall […]
Picking a school in North Carolina can be very hard: you have to decide whether you want to go to UNCC and be stuck in traffic for four years or go to ECU and be unemployed forever.
While his new health care bill is sent to live in bill purgatory with all the other bad ideas, America’s favorite big boy, Donald Trump, had a big day of getting to see all the big rigs at the White House for National Trucker Day. “It’s sad. Just sad that truckers don’t get recognized for […]
In search of a new quarterback for the football program, Coach Lambert was found scouting the local correctional institutes for UNCC's next big talent.
On March 9th, the infamous internet troll, Giraffe enthusiast, and Myrtle Beach native Erin Dietrich, otherwise known as “Giraffe Mom” gave birth to her first son. Giraffe Mom acquired her internet popularity by posting a live stream of her strutting around her bedroom in a rubber giraffe mask as a parody of the pregnant giraffe […]
There are two categories of students that attend UNCC: students that transfer in, and students who don’t transfer in to UNCC. In other words, the elite and the dregs.
“They may, or may not possibly have the environment to be inhabitable by humans because of the surface having the chance of being dotted by milkshake lakes”
From a trespasser in the dorms to a rape on campus, the university administration is ~really great~ at not letting students know what the f**k is going on.