Stories By Andrew Cho
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Maryland
Will It Gourmet? UMD Dining Hall Edition
UMD is infamous for a lot of things, most notably being voted most hospitable by MMM...
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UMPD Apologizes For ‘French Fry’ Alert That Prompted Campus-Wide Riots
It has been five days since the disastrous event known to most UMD residents as “The...
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White Awake Meeting Sparks Debate: Is Testudo Racially Insensitive To Turtles?
White Awake Maryland has been quite controversial ever since the university unveiled it a few weeks...
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The S**t We Had To Deal With At McKeldin Library At 3 A.M.
McKeldin Library, contrary to popular belief, is not just a place to hit on the cute...
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Maryland
Breaking: Underground A/C Ring Discovered Under Prince Frederick Hall
An insider for The Black Sheep has been informed of an underground air conditioning ring under...
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Straight Fire: Loh Drops A Mixtape To Distract The Student Body From Ongoing Controversies, But It’s Bound To Change The Rap Game Forever
Wallace “Womp Womp” Loh has plans to drop the “baddest mixtape to blow these dang millennials’...
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Maryland
UMD To Rent Out DJ Durkin’s Vacant Office To Help Solve Dorm Overcrowding
The Black Sheep has been informed by an inside source of UMD President Wally “we solve...
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How the UMD CompSci Department Should Revise Their TA Manual
We’re all hip to the computer science TA manual fiasco, right? Well for those that didn’t...
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UMD To Open The Church of Testudo for Finals Week Offerings and Worship
Last week, Wally ‘Where’s all my money’ Loh announced a brand-new decision which has stirred far...
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Top 7 Weather Gods To Pray To For Actual Spring At UMD
So, like, it’s spring, right? Cause it sure as hell don’t feel like it. Perhaps our...