Stories By Andrew Cho
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Maryland
How the UMD CompSci Department Should Revise Their TA Manual
We’re all hip to the computer science TA manual fiasco, right? Well for those that didn’t...
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Maryland
UMD To Open The Church of Testudo for Finals Week Offerings and Worship
Last week, Wally ‘Where’s all my money’ Loh announced a brand-new decision which has stirred far...
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Maryland
Top 7 Weather Gods To Pray To For Actual Spring At UMD
So, like, it’s spring, right? Cause it sure as hell don’t feel like it. Perhaps our...
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Maryland
Five Guys to Be Replaced by a Pizza Hut, Completing the College Park Pizza Franchise Trinity
Recently, the Five Guys on Route 1 closed, leaving the campus with only one burger restaurant:...
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Maryland
Spring is Back, and So Is Random D-Bag #6 Covering Wonderwall at McKeldin
Contrary to what the environment is projecting, spring is here… somehow. UMD students can look forward...
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Maryland
Where Will You Wake Up Tomorrow at UMD?
College is all about working hard on your GPA and drowning your depression with chemicals once...
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Maryland
Following Soaring Profits of Differential Tuition, UMD To Introduce ‘Tuition Prime Plus’
According to an insider for The Black Sheep, it would appear that University of Maryland President...
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Maryland
Fearless Ideas: How Students Regularly Break the UMD Honor Pledge
According to a super scientific Facebook poll, approximately 37% of a group of randomly selected UMD...
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Maryland
‘Don’t Come to Class If You’re Sick,’ Says UMD Professor Who Doesn’t Post Lectures Online
In the wake of the rise of this season’s especially terrible flu, dubbed by some as...
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Maryland
Top 7 UMD Basketball Players Ranked By a Guy Who’s Never Been to a Sporting Event
If there’s one thing Terps love more than giving offerings to our beloved Testudo statue and...