“I hope that the enslavement of genetically engineered giant gophers for the sick use of cheerleading will finally come to an end. Do you know how many of us we’ve lost to the whole ‘spin your head’ thing? A few years ago, my brother collapsed from fatigue after doing too many push-ups. Thank god the […]
Congratulations, you rebel. You clicked on something that told you that you were too busy. Way to go. No telling you what to do. Now get back to doing literally anything else. This article is a giant waste of your time and you are definitely too busy to read it.It’s not like you have twenty […]
From disgruntled fathers voicing their opinions to your relationship status, here are 10 fights you’re gonna have with your parents this Thanksgiving.10.) Your Style: As soon as you step foot on your front stoop, your mother will burst into tears, exclaiming that you “look like a male prostitute.” After arguing about appropriate fashion in the […]
Whether you live in the drunken hub of East Bank or the needlessly critical West Bank, there is one thing that unites us all: The Washington Ave Bridge.