College is a time for growth, and the University of Minnesota is no exception. Sometimes the only way to improve yourself is to realize you were a giant fucking idiot and made inexplicable mistakes, like being optimistic or expecting compassion from your professors. There’s no need to repeat these shameful mistakes, so here’s a list […]
Every college student knows the fiery abyss that is finals week. Whether Dante knew it or not, his inferno perfectly encapsulates the temporary nightmare that is the University of Minnesota’s campus during finals. From the greedy CSE students in Walter, to the demonic worshippers on superblock here are the nine circles of hell on the […]
Dan Cox, a third-year Gopher student, said “Thank you” twice after the person in front of him held two successive doors for him.
Current CLA student Ali Rodgers committed a bold and unprecedented act, she used the CSE computers in Walter Library as a non-CSE student.
A survey shows that UMN students are slightly more stressed than usually, but with the upcoming election a lot of students aren’t sure what they’re stressed about.
You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge it by its title, so here are the sexiest players on your 2016 Gopher Basketball team.
If Trump has showed us anything, it’s that you don’t need to be a politician, or even an actual human, to become president.