Everyone deserves a lover for Valentine’s Day, even colossal animals with disproportionate heads and nefarious intentions like Goldy. To help Goldy avoid the humiliation and never-ending loneliness that students are so akin to on Valentine’s Day, we made a list of best potential suiters for our furry friend. 6.) UW-Madison’s Bucky the Badger: Pros: Goldy […]
University of Minnesota colleges possess traits found in all their students, but these colleges resemble the most unique fruits in the world: eggplants.
College is a time for growth, and the University of Minnesota is no exception. Sometimes the only way to improve yourself is to realize you were a giant fucking idiot and made inexplicable mistakes, like being optimistic or expecting compassion from your professors. There’s no need to repeat these shameful mistakes, so here’s a list […]
Every college student knows the fiery abyss that is finals week. Whether Dante knew it or not, his inferno perfectly encapsulates the temporary nightmare that is the University of Minnesota’s campus during finals. From the greedy CSE students in Walter, to the demonic worshippers on superblock here are the nine circles of hell on the […]
Dan Cox, a third-year Gopher student, said “Thank you” twice after the person in front of him held two successive doors for him.
Current CLA student Ali Rodgers committed a bold and unprecedented act, she used the CSE computers in Walter Library as a non-CSE student.