There is still something special about epiphanies, when that light bulb goes on in your head and you're aware of how much that statue outside Folwell looks like a dick.
Everyone deserves a lover for Valentine’s Day, even colossal animals with disproportionate heads and nefarious intentions like Goldy. To help Goldy avoid the humiliation and never-ending loneliness that students are so akin to on Valentine’s Day, we made a list of best potential suiters for our furry friend. 6.) UW-Madison’s Bucky the Badger: Pros: Goldy […]
University of Minnesota colleges possess traits found in all their students, but these colleges resemble the most unique fruits in the world: eggplants.