Benjamin Porter

UC Davis

Davis Fire Department Rescues Traumatized Student Trapped by Massive Puddle

As the rain poured down upon Davis last week, it became obvious that there is quite...

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Annoying Pseudo-Intellectual Classmate from Econ 1A Already Ruining Econ 1B

During last fall quarter, self-proclaimed “prodigy at smartness” Biff Cranium bragged nonstop about how easy he...

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How to Procrastinate like a Pro for UCD Finals

With UCD finals coming up and final projects and papers due this week, stress is starting...

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Freshman Lives Any Sleep-Deprived UCD Student’s Nightmare

This week, economics and political science double major Brian Hertz lived any sleep-deprived student’s nightmare: oversleeping...

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Students Cramming for UCD Midterm Realize Professor’s Been Missing for Past Month

After weeks of not attending lectures, all 200 students in a lower division economics class began...

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Trump Contemplates What to Throw to California Wildfire Victims

It’s widely known that President Trump loves using Twitter to communicate directly with his supporters without...

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UCDPD Busts Starbucks-Dealing Peet’s Employees

It’s no secret that UCD’s Starbucks-loving population of drowsy staff and students have not been thrilled...

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3 Quick and Easy Steps to Curb Reckless Cycling at UC Davis

Everyone who has traversed the bike-filled roads of UC Davis is well-aware that serious problems can...

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UC Davis to Follow Brave Leadership of Trump Administration, Destroy Environment

Since the announcement of President Donald J. Trump’s budget, there have been increased concerns about how...