Stories By Big Biscuit
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Minnesota
Top 10 Cold Weather Sex Positions for Every Gopher
Unsurprisingly, 2017 is beginning with a cyclical and sorrowful bout of cold. Even though the temperature...
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Minnesota
Where Different UMN Majors Go to Die
In a school as large as the University of Minnesota, it’s easy to have...
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Minnesota
Top 10 Things Not to Do at the Holi Festival
For those who aren’t familiar, a U of M event that is actually worth...
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Minnesota
Suspected Norovirus Actually Zombie Outbreak in Frontier Hall
According to the reliable source of the University of Minnesota’s prestigious Yik Yak, a mysterious...
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Minnesota
The Sh*tty Sixteen of Sh*tty Things at UMN
Haven’t you always wanted to know what would win in a bracket of the shittiest...
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Campus Life
White Student Union Returns, Blends in Well with Snow
After a turbulent whirl of controversy in late October, the spread of mysterious White Student...
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Booze
How To Let Everyone Know You Studied Abroad
Whether you spent the past year in Senegal or had a two week drinking bender...
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Campus Life
Your Tuition and You: How UMN is Screwing Us All
Plenty of college students try to breeze through their tuition bills as fast as they...
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Campus Life
How to Properly Campaign for Bernie Sanders This Semester at the U
While the temperatures in Minneapolis continue to plummet, there’s no reason you can’t still...
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Booze
Bartender of the Week: Burrito Loco’s Joe Orsucci
Name: Joe Orsucci Bar: Burrito Loco Relationship Status: Single Major: History Favorite Drink: Scotch on Rocks...