Brendan Bonham

Brendan Bonham

National Writer

University of Illinois
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Top 10 Ways to Kill Time If You’ve Dropped Out But Still Live On Campus

As your parents scoot away in the minivan, you realize now you have a LOT of time to kill now that you're, uh, no longer "enrolled" in "school."

6 Pieces of Advice for Spring Semester from a Bronco 5th Year

When you’re at Western, you think you know the game until the real world clotheslines you into a shit-storm of reality. One day you’re enjoying your carefree play and the next day you wake up chained to a toilet while a little clown man in a tricycle is asking you to “play a game” in […]

P.J. Fleck “Definitely Not” Leaving For Minnesota, Says Coach “Definitely Not Using Air Quotes”

Following Western Michigan’s 24-17 loss to Wisconsin in the 2017 Cotton Bowl, Broncos head coach P.J. Fleck held a press conference to deny rumors he plans on leaving Kalamazoo for a “better opportunity in Minnesota,” the coach said, “definitely not using air quotes.” “I love coaching in the MAC,” the 36-year-old coaching phenom said, straight-faced. […]

Davis Webb to Follow Christian McCaffrey, Also Skip Bowl Season

Berkeley – Sources close to David Webb’s camp announced today that, in light of Christian McCaffrey and other college football players skipping their bowl games to prep for the NFL draft, he too would skip out on college football Bowl Season.  “Right now in my career, I’m seeing more and more that the CFB Bowl […]

Wes Lunt Determined to Follow Christian McCaffrey, Also Skip Bowl Season

Champaign – Sources close to Wes Lunt’s camp announced today that, in light of Christian McCaffrey and other college football players skipping their bowl games to prep for the NFL draft, he too would skip out on college football Bowl Season.  “Right now in my career, I’m seeing more and more that the CFB Bowl […]

Venn Diagram: Jeff Brohm Vs. Darrell Hazell Vs. Ford Dining Court Mashed Potatoes

On Monday, Purdue announced its decision to replace Head Coach Gerad Parker with Jeff Brohm, the former Head Coach of Western Kentucky.  We’re pretty convinced Purdue could’ve hired Kim Kardashian and gotten better results than we’ve had in the last few years, but nonetheless, we’re excited to have the coach of one of the most dynamic […]

Bronco Sophomore Gripped By Terror of Having to Watch Cotton Bowl Sober

Western Michigan University sophomore Terry Blacksmouth fears he’ll be sober when the Western Michigan Broncos square off against The Wisconsin Badgers in the 2017 Cotton Bowl. “I was thinking, like, dude,” Blacksmouth noted, “I’m definitely gonna be back in Battle Creek for the game, and,” he stuttered, “it’s on, like, a Monday, and, like, it’s […]

Recipe for Disaster: Vodka Gummy Bears

Food is good and booze is better. Candy is food, but is better food than non-candy food. But what about candy-food that is also booze?

The Clinton-Trump Debate Drinking Game

It’s finally here. Mere hours from now, millions of Americans will huddle around TVs to watch the first debate of the 2016 Presidential Election. And boy, we’re going to have to be drunk. It’s our civic duty, we suppose, to watch this thing, but it’s not going to be pretty to see a beltway lifer […]