Winter break is one of the most wonderful times of the year. Going back to Champaign is extra hard because you’ve become accustomed to the simple pleasures of masturbating in your childhood twin bed and getting trashed off egg nog with your grandparents. Here’s a list of the worst things at UIUC to bring us […]
As winter break begins, UIUC students rush home to be home with their families for the holidays. For some, though, this exodus from school grounds spells boredom.Andrew Kleiss, a UIUC junior, found out the hard way this week, when he arrived home and his mother, Janet, immediately made him got to Kohl’s with her.“Ugh, my […]
Is there anything truly better than getting totally smashed while grabbing at balls? Of course not! So this week, The Black Sheep has prepared a fun drinking game that involves a lot of balls and a whole lot of fun, too. What You’ll Need: One ping-pong ball for every player, one drink per person, […]
Many “professionals” at McKinley haven’t tried to warn students about the health risks of weight gain, but have instead encouraged students to exercise.