Cait The Scammer

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Daddy of the Week: Sean Tobin

Name: Sean Tobin Twitter Handle: @seantobin Year: Sophomore Major: Crop sciences Relationship Status: Sad Fraternity: Kappa Delta Rho Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers, it’s the American way.Tell us a dad joke: My kids asked what school I went to be a loan shark; I told them I went to I.O.U.Would you prefer sex on the beach […]

Daddy of the Week: PJ

Name: PJ Oweimrin       Twitter Handle: @pjoweimrin Year: Senior Major: Arts and crafts Relationship Status: Independently owned and operated Fraternity: Phi Psi Boxers or Briefs?: CommandoTell us a dad joke: Where can I go to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.What’s the messiest possible way to end your loveless marriage of 25 years?: Sleeping […]

Daddy of the Week: Drew

Name: Drew Twitter Handle: @drewbiedoobiedoo Year: Junior Major: MCB Relationship Status: Taken :/ Fraternity: Alpha Sigs Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs because my butt is the only proof that I’m actually Latino.Tell us a dad joke: “You may not be as wise as an owl, but you’ll always be a hoot to me!”   Would you […]

Daddy of the Week: Frankie

Name: Frankie Twitter Handle: @gratata96 Year: Junior Major: Something that landed me in the $90K/year range with a corner office and a secretary named Doris. Relationship Status: Single, but don’t ask my wife because she’ll say something different. Fraternity: Daddy Kappa Daddy Boxers or Briefs?: Boxer briefsTell us a dad joke: “How do you make […]

Daddy of the Week: Barrett Stone

Name: Barrett Stone                  Twitter Handle: @True_KeithStone Year: Junior Major: Ag-Finance Relationship Status: In a loveless one-way relationship with Bri Sarley Fraternity: Alpha Sigs Boxers or Briefs?: BriefsTell us a dad joke: “Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans!”   What’s the worst injury you’ve ever sustained whilst trimming the […]

Daddy of the Week: Austin Kasper

Name: Austin Kasper Twitter Handle: @AustinJKasper Year: Senior Major: Global studies Relationship Status: Single :’) Fraternity: Sigma Nu Boxers or Briefs?: Boxer briefs: The look I want with the support I need.   Tell us a dad joke: The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is being attacked. Instead […]

Daddy of the Week: Conner McDonald

Name: Conner McDonald Twitter Handle: @ConnerMcDonald Year: Junior Major: Communications Relationship Status: Single father Fraternity: Theta Chi Boxer or Briefs? Boxer briefs   Tell us a dad joke: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.   What’s worse: puking up tequila or waking up with a soft 3 […]

Daddy of the Week: Jack Hollinger

Name: Jack Hollinger Twitter Handle: @crayolajones Year: 2017? Nvm, sophomore Major: English Relationship Status: Bool lord Fraternity: Pi Kappa Phi Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs   Tell us a dad joke: Imagine me taping a knife to a salt shaker and asking you what it is, and then I go, “A salt with a deadly weapon, […]

Daddy of the Week: Liam Millerick

Name: Liam Millerick Twitter Handle: @limerick_M Year: Sophomore Major: Urban planning Relationship Status: Married, but sleeping with the nanny. Fraternity: AXP Boxers or Briefs?: When you’re the man of the house, it doesn’t matter what you wear   Tell us a dad joke: Do you know why there’s a fence around cemeteries? Because people are […]

Daddy of the Week: Patrick Quinn

Name: Patrick Quinn Twitter Handle: @pquinn24 Year: Senior Major: Accounting and finance Relationship Status: Single AF Fraternity: ZBT Boxers or Briefs?: BoxersWhat was the reason for your third divorce?: I was arrested for armed robbery, but the charges didn’t stick, but she was still really pissed because that was kinda fucked up on my part, […]