This move was reportedly made in anticipation of the mass of students set to swim in the fountain after the Final Four on Saturday.
Following last night’s 88-81 upset over Duke, University of South Carolina President Harris Pastides announced the Strom will be renamed to honor Thornwell.
South Carolina basketball coach Frank Martin receded to the inside of his t-shirt, where he reportedly discovered a magical doorway to the multiverse.
We’re all very distressed about it, so in honor of this apparently imaginary Federal holiday, here are 5 imaginary University of South Carolina Presidents
The intervention, led by junior Adam Messina, was staged in order to combat the high fluctuation of temperatures typical of a South Carolina winter.
So as you limp through finals with the energy of a one-legged Galapagos tortoise, here’s a reminder of all the things you won’t miss once you’re out of here