Stories By Caroline Lake
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Columbia
QUIZ: You’re Dr. Kim For A Day. Can You Ruin Columbia?
Dr. Kim has been the president and CEO of Columbia College for five years, of which...
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Columbia
6 Ways to Instantly Get Your Ass Kicked Out of Manifest
Ahhh, Manifest. Nobody really wants to attend this sad excuse for an “urban arts festival” that...
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Columbia
5 Irrelevant Things About High School You Need To Shut The F**k Up About
For most of us, high school was a turbulent time. Whether or not you enjoyed navigating...
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Columbia
Wow! This Male Comedy Major is Misogynistic, But Sneaky About It
Students in a comedy theory class this past Tuesday were disappointed –– but not surprised ––...
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Columbia
Latest Cinema Slapdown Event Turns Into Giant Circle Jerk
Unsurprisingly, this semester’s version of Cinema Slapdown devolved into a giant dick comparing contest, where attendees...
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Columbia
Shocking: Columbia Senior to Move to LA After Graduation to Pursue Unemployment
In a stunning turn of events this weekend, senior and TV writing major Jeff Wolfson did...
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Columbia
Report: Will to Exist Among Student Body Vanishes Post-Spring Break
With spring break long gone and the semester resuming, most Columbia students have kissed goodbye their...
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Columbia
Tragic: Student Makes Mistake of Looking Up Professor on Facebook
Great trauma was instilled upon junior Kieran Foley this past weekend when he made the foolish...
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Columbia
5 Spring Break Destinations More Exotic Than Your Dry-Ass Hometown
Spring break is an awkward time for kids at Columbia. While college students across the country...
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Columbia
7 Bogus Excuses Columbia Students Use To Never Shower
Skipping a shower in the morning is a typical move by many college students, but Columbia...