This is a great time to be productive and get things done, right? Ha! Spring break is where plans, productivity, and overall responsibility go to die.
You’ve spent all your money on, well, getting drunk. Our exhaustive research has proven that $3 is more than enough to feed a drunkard in College Park.
This chart is guaranteed to predict whether you’ll spend Valentine’s Day with a special someone or alone, left with nothing but pie to fill the emptiness.
Thanks to extensive sociological research by The Black Sheep staff, this quiz can identify your UMD housing with incredible precision!
Dana Reed was shocked when she saw her receipt after purchasing textbooks. It was so low, she felt compelled to call the book store to investigate.
Ah, December. The most wonderful time of the year . . . for curling up in a fetal position and wondering whether the hell you’ll pass your classes. The crippling uncertainty opens some interesting doors—if I’m going to fail the semester anyway, what’s the point in trying? Can I give up now and focus on […]
It seems that every four years, thousands of Americans swear that they’ll move to Canada if one candidate or the other wins. As usual, though, to the detriment of Canadian universities everywhere, many American college students are quietly dragging their feet on immigration promises. Leading up to the election, college students’ pledges to move to […]