Cecile Brule

Cecile Brule

Staff Writer

University of Maryland
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Productive Things You Think You’ll Do Over Maryland’s Spring Break (But Won’t)

This is a great time to be productive and get things done, right? Ha! Spring break is where plans, productivity, and overall responsibility go to die.

QUIZ: What Does Testudo Think of You?

Watching over campus with his wise, copper eyes, Testudo sees and knows all. So let’s see exactly what our lord and savior thinks of you.

The Best Places in College Park to Stuff Your Face for $3

You’ve spent all your money on, well, getting drunk. Our exhaustive research has proven that $3 is more than enough to feed a drunkard in College Park.

The Best Places to Hide a Body at UMD

Your roommate keeps stealing your low-fat yogurt. Someone cut in line at Cornerstone. Your ex makes way too many happy posts on social media.

The 5 Most F*cked Up Things to Ever Happen at Maryland

We’ve taken the liberty of dredging up the most painful, awkward, and downright creepy true stories this campus has to offer.

Will You Find Your Soulmate at UMD Before Valentine’s Day?

This chart is guaranteed to predict whether you’ll spend Valentine’s Day with a special someone or alone, left with nothing but pie to fill the emptiness.

QUIZ: Can We Guess Where You Live in College Park Based On Your Typical Weekend?

Thanks to extensive sociological research by The Black Sheep staff, this quiz can identify your UMD housing with incredible precision!

Maryland Student Somehow Doesn’t Go Broke Buying Textbooks

Dana Reed was shocked when she saw her receipt after purchasing textbooks. It was so low, she felt compelled to call the book store to investigate.

A Terps’ Guide to Passing Finals [Flowchart]

Ah, December. The most wonderful time of the year . . . for curling up in a fetal position and wondering whether the hell you’ll pass your classes. The crippling uncertainty opens some interesting doors—if I’m going to fail the semester anyway, what’s the point in trying? Can I give up now and focus on […]

Terps Delay Move to Canada Due to Class Registration

It seems that every four years, thousands of Americans swear that they’ll move to Canada if one candidate or the other wins. As usual, though, to the detriment of Canadian universities everywhere, many American college students are quietly dragging their feet on immigration promises. Leading up to the election, college students’ pledges to move to […]