Cham Bana

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UIUC Hipsters To Build Under-Underground Library

Fed up with the amount of Brads and Stacies at the Underground Library, the hipsters of...

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Oh Wah Ah Ah Ah: UIUC Student Wearing Surgical Mask Down With The Sickness

UIUC sophomore Caroline Thomas isn’t wearing her surgical mask because she’s ill – she’s just down...

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UIUC Students On Goth Bar Crawl Ice Out Their Drinks, I Guess Or Whatever

UIUC student’s Tim Duffy, Carl Wertz, and Jenna Rubin participated in a less-than enthusiastic ice out...

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Opinion: If My Sorority Makes Me Cover My Face Tattoos During Formal Recruitment, I’m Dropping

This summer I decided that I needed a rebrand. That’s right; I, Cham Bana, have renounced...

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Overweight UIUC Student’s Splash Into ARC Indoor Pool Underwhelming

A wave of disappointment flooded the ARC indoor pool last night after larger-than-life Jacob Goldman attempted...

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Quirky UIUC Student Adds .jpg To The End Of Her Instagram Handle

UIUC student Jess Browning is hip, and she wants the world to know it, as seen...

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Kinda Weird: UIUC Student Excited to Go Back to Champaign Water

During summer break, UIUC students miss many things from the place they call home for most...

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Photo Taken Of UIUC Sorority Girls Smiling At Each Other As Awkward As It Looks

Multiple sources close to the Delta Chi Omega Sorority have reported that the most recent picture...

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Top 10 Ways to Improve Your Resume When You Failed to Get an Internship This Summer, You Fucking Idiot

While your nerdy friends who “study” and “don’t get belligerently drunk every Tuesday at Wine Night”...

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ICES Forms? No Thanks, I Don’t Support Terrorism

Once a semester students are asked to anonymously evaluate the instructors and the classes they’re enrolled...