Isla Vista is a trap. Once a person comes here, it takes at least two years for him to find a way out. But you already know this! What you might not knowis what it’s like to go where no one has gone before…to venture outside of Isla Vista. So, what will you find? Better […]
Whether it’s because you can to yourself next to a tree or actually meet a perfectly strange human being, the following rendezvous locations are especially great for this sorta shit.
Do you ever just walk around IV, stop and have a staring contest with the mean ass turtle on 65 Sabado, and then think, “what the eff?”
Biking through Isla Vista to class is a marathon where you’ll maybe definitely need the following just to make it out alive... sweaty but alive.
Here are the first and most beautiful steps to get your sass on in and around UCSB. Read on, you gentleman/lady/nonbinary-compliment and scholar, you!
Not all are born with oodles and oodles of consistent creativity. Creativity for some is like having perma-allergies: always there, always screwing with your vision and blocking off your nostrils for no reason like police and streets in IV. To those who don’t know this evil, you seem ridiculous while you attempt to explain what […]
If you’ve got a car on this campus, you know it can be a real bitch, but have you ever been able to put your seething fury into the right words?