Stories By Petey Penguin
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Missouri
5 Biggest Student-Athlete Partiers Mizzou Has Ever Seen
Everyone knows the longest war in American history is the battle of MUPD and Mizzou star...
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Missouri
6 Majors Who Are Most Likely to B**ch You Out at Ellis During Mizzou Finals Week
With Mizzou finals week approaching and everyone stressed out, it’s probably best to try and mind...
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Missouri
After Friday, Mizzou Student Claims ‘Every Day is 420 For Me, Bro’
For Travis Daniels, 4/20 isn’t really a holiday for him — it’s a lifestyle. Travis is...
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Missouri
Cubs vs. Cardinals Drinking Game: Mizzou Edition
With the Cubs and Cardinals rivalry here, we know how tough it can be to get...
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Missouri
5 Reasons The 8th Grade Mizzou Basketball Recruit is Already Better Than You
The Mizzou women’s basketball team has landed a verbal agreement from 8th grader, Addison Potts (yes,...
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Missouri
5 Reasons Why the Mizzou Men’s Basketball Team is Cursed
It’s so frustrating to watch your team play when you know it’s cursed. After all the...
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Missouri
5 Places an “Alleged” Drunk Jordan Barnett Might Have Been Driving
It’s not everyday a Mizzou athlete gets busted for something (okay, it’s every other week), but...
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Missouri
BREAKING: MPJ Returning Only to Break Our Hearts in Three Months
Michael Porter Jr. has finally decided to return to the court today against Georgia after missing...