Cooper Gelb

Cooper Gelb

Staff Writer

DePaul University
Trebes Park Sees Record-Breaking Attendance Now That DePaul’s Administration Cares About Drug Use

The administration of DePaul University recently sent out an email announcing its compliance with the 1990 Drug Free Schools and Communities Act.

How To Sell Your Body On A DePaul Facebook Page

DePaul class Facebook pages are filled with well-meaning freshmen begging for friends but everyone knows that class pages are best used for revenue.

How to Fulfill Your Dream of Becoming Hokage and Still Enjoy the Full DePaul Experience: The Naruto Run Across DePaul

How do you gain successful knowledge at DePaul while also crushing your enemies and becoming the strongest warrior in Hidden Leaf Village?

How to Choose the Right Seat on the Red Line

This will be the most decision you make at DPU, as it will make or break your L experience and thus the rest of your day and thus the rest of your shitty life.

The 5 Spookiest Myths and Legends We’ve Heard About DePaul

The Black Sheep has done our best to categorize all the myths and mysteries we could get our creepy little hands on. You’re welcome.

How to F*** Jesse McCartney When He’s Here for FEST

To the delight of pre-teen girls and DePaul students everywhere, Jesse McCartney, musical heartthrob of the early 2000s, will sing on our very own Quad May 26th.

Top 5 DePaul Themed Scented Candles

We created some of our own DePaul-themed scented candles. Here’s our favorite scents!

The 4 Gayest Places at DePaul to Escape All The Heteros

Despite our Catholic roots, we have a vibrant gay community. Here are the gayest places at DePaul, in case you need to get away from all the heteros.

Nerds Actually Excited About Star Wars Episode IX 2019 Release Date, As Though We Won’t All Be Dead by Then

To the delight of nerds across the county,  . The much-anticipated film will be released May 24, 2019, assuming we’re all still alive. The film will serve as the ninth installment of the saga that began in 1977, should society as we know it still exist as far afield as 2019.still a lot we don’t […]

DPU Republicans Triggered by DePaul’s Oppressive Liberal Values

DePaul is a private university whose population is overwhelmingly white and wealthy. However, many Republicans at DePaul are starting to worry that they chose the wrong school.