Stories By Cooper Gelb
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DePaul
Driehaus Student Doesn’t Want You to Bring Up That He Didn’t Get Into Northwestern
DePaul’s Driehaus College of Business, one of the nation’s premier schools for teaching upwardly mobile college...
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The Black Sheep Investigates Those Semen Trees Blasting Cumsmell All Over The Quad
Campus tours are running all over the place, interrupting classes and just generally annoying the hell...
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Second City and DePaul University to Offer Comedy Filmmaking Classes, As Though Your Screenwriting Degree Isn’t Already a Joke
Good news, improv-fans! In a groundbreaking policy change, Second City and DePaul University are teaming up...
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5 Ways to Convince Yourself That Your Summer Internship Isn’t Straight-up Slavery
It’s summer internship season at DePaul University and the student body is as busy as it’s...
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DePaul’s eSports Teams are Winning, So At Least We’re Good At Something
In a shocking turn of events, one of DePaul University’s competitive sports teams actually won at...
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BREAKING: DePaul University Student Government Association Actually Controlled by a “Deep State” of Lizard People
Student Government Association elections are roaring at DePaul University. And, as in years past, the esteemed...
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DePaul Art Museum Launches Spring Exhibit Assuming Art Has Meaning in the Unfeeling Void of this Uncaring World
The DePaul Art Museum, that cool building right next to the Fullerton station, has closed its...
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The 5 Most Judgmental St. Vincent DePauls to Make Out Under This Spring
At DePaul University we like exactly two things: judgemental statues of our favorite saint, St. Vincent...
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Life After DePaul: Where is the Smoker Steps Sadboi Now?
In this latest hard-hitting investigative series, Life After DePaul, we set out to see how well our...
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Life After DePaul, Father Holtschneider’s Vegas Bender
Our latest in a series of hard-hitting investigative journalistic “scoops” here at The Black Sheep, we...