Stories By Cooper Gelb
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DePaul
BREAKING: DePaul University Student Government Association Actually Controlled by a “Deep State” of Lizard People
Student Government Association elections are roaring at DePaul University. And, as in years past, the esteemed...
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DePaul Art Museum Launches Spring Exhibit Assuming Art Has Meaning in the Unfeeling Void of this Uncaring World
The DePaul Art Museum, that cool building right next to the Fullerton station, has closed its...
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The 5 Most Judgmental St. Vincent DePauls to Make Out Under This Spring
At DePaul University we like exactly two things: judgemental statues of our favorite saint, St. Vincent...
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Life After DePaul: Where is the Smoker Steps Sadboi Now?
In this latest hard-hitting investigative series, Life After DePaul, we set out to see how well our...
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Life After DePaul, Father Holtschneider’s Vegas Bender
Our latest in a series of hard-hitting investigative journalistic “scoops” here at The Black Sheep, we...
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5 Initiatives DePaul Public Safety Should Take In Response to On-Campus Robberies
A few weeks ago, a series of robberies on DePaul University’s Lincoln Park campus shook our...
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Theatre School Producing ‘Junie B. Jones Is Not A Crook’ Because Apparently We’re All Six Years Old
DePaul University has one of the most exclusive and accomplished theatre schools in the country, producing...
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REPORT: Turns Out #DePaulBound Isn’t About Bondage
In a new attempt to bring prospective students to Chicago’s premier Catholic University, DePaul University’s PR...
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5 Cool Swords Fascist DePaul Won’t Let You Keep In Your Dorm
DePaul University’s on-campus housing policies have long been controversial amongst its students. Between the strict sign-in...
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5 Ways to Fight SAD at DePaul This Winter
SAD: Seasonal Affective Disorder. The Dark TimesTM. In the brutal grips of the Chicago winter, where...