Stories By Courtney Welu
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How Long Before the Campus Connector Takes You Straight to Hell?
The Campus Connector: better than the city bus, but worse than just about everything else in...
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Minnesota
Dinner Dishes at 17th Dining Hall Rated from Most to Least Disgusting
Dining halls are an endless pit of despair where you try to force your way through...
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Minnesota
We Actually Went Inside the Alumni Center and It’s Fancy As Heck
There’s a building on campus that’s so beautiful it’s almost unnecessary. Actually, scratch that, it’s completely...
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Minnesota
7 Places to Take Your Visiting Younger Sibling to Intimidate Them about College
One of the few things that college students have going for us is that we’re not...
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Minnesota
UMN Sophomore Can’t Put Off Registering for College Algebra Anymore
As registration for fall semester approaches with a hurtling and terrifying speed, UMN sophomore Jenny Mason...
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Minnesota
Best Times for Your Walk of Shame Between Dinky and Stadium Village
Congratulations, you had a wild night out and made a regrettable choice (or twelve), and now...
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Minnesota
Top 5 UMN Tinder Date Locations for Ideal Crowdedness and Escapability
Tinder is an inescapable hellhole and we all know it, but sometimes you gotta do what...
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Minnesota
INSIDE SCOOP: Who is ‘That Guy’ at RecWell Making the Rest of Us Feel Insecure?
Between all your classes, drinking, never-ending homework, drinking, impossible work schedule, binge-watching, and drinking, it’s a...
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Minnesota
Varsity Theatre Reopening Draws Local Music Posers in Beanies Out of the Woodwork
Varsity Theatre in Dinkytown reopened its doors earlier this month and on its face this looks...
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Minnesota
Coffman Installs Countdown Clock to Spring Break to Torture Us All
This past weekend, Coffman Memorial Union installed a large grandfather clock next to the entrance of...