Daniel Menegaz

UC Berkeley

Year in Review: A Ranking of Everyone We’ve Pissed Off This Year

The 2017-2018 academic year was, well, interesting. The Black Sheep has been faithfully delivering low-to-high quality...

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Wilfert: ‘No Collusion!’ with Russians in 2018 ASUC Election

Last week, Alexander Wilfert won the 2018 ASUC presidential election with 52 percent of the vote,...

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7 Tips to Get Off Cal’s Waitlist

Every admission season, some students are thrown into the applicant purgatory known as The Waitlist. As...

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Progressive! Cal Fraternity Solves Sexual Assault Problem By Castrating Its Members

While some fraternities at UC Berkeley have repeatedly ignored their rampant sexual assault problems with impunity,...

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Cal Sororities Ranked On What Order They Came to Mind When We Tried to List Them from Memory

Most sorority rankings are arbitrary, stupid, and detrimental to the values of sisterhood and Not Going...

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Social Probation: Strictest Punishment Cal Frat Ever Received For Sexual Assault

Over the last three years, multiple sexual assault and drugging allegations have come to light regarding...

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The 9 Worst Ways To Get Iced At Berkeley

Whether you’re celebrating a friend’s 21st birthday or hazing initiating a flock subservient pledges, there’s almost...

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QUIZVENTURE: Do You Have What it Takes to Steal a GBC Burrito?

You’re a Cal student. You’re hungry. You’re broke. But are you sneaky? Do you have what...

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QUIZ: Are You in Consulting, or Are You Just a Regular Ol’ Asshole?

Ok, listen up: You go to UC Berkeley, which means that in one way or another,...

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UC Regents Promise Cal Tuition Hikes Money Will Not Not be Wasted

Despite the fact that the votes on UC tuition hikes were delayed until March and May,...