Stories By Daniel Menegaz
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UC Berkeley
Wilfert: ‘No Collusion!’ with Russians in 2018 ASUC Election
Last week, Alexander Wilfert won the 2018 ASUC presidential election with 52 percent of the vote,...
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UC Berkeley
7 Tips to Get Off Cal’s Waitlist
Every admission season, some students are thrown into the applicant purgatory known as The Waitlist. As...
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Uncategorized
Progressive! Cal Fraternity Solves Sexual Assault Problem By Castrating Its Members
While some fraternities at UC Berkeley have repeatedly ignored their rampant sexual assault problems with impunity,...
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UC Berkeley
Cal Sororities Ranked On What Order They Came to Mind When We Tried to List Them from Memory
Most sorority rankings are arbitrary, stupid, and detrimental to the values of sisterhood and Not Going...
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UC Berkeley
Social Probation: Strictest Punishment Cal Frat Ever Received For Sexual Assault
Over the last three years, multiple sexual assault and drugging allegations have come to light regarding...
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UC Berkeley
The 9 Worst Ways To Get Iced At Berkeley
Whether you’re celebrating a friend’s 21st birthday or hazing initiating a flock subservient pledges, there’s almost...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZVENTURE: Do You Have What it Takes to Steal a GBC Burrito?
You’re a Cal student. You’re hungry. You’re broke. But are you sneaky? Do you have what...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Are You in Consulting, or Are You Just a Regular Ol’ Asshole?
Ok, listen up: You go to UC Berkeley, which means that in one way or another,...
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UC Berkeley
UC Regents Promise Cal Tuition Hikes Money Will Not Not be Wasted
Despite the fact that the votes on UC tuition hikes were delayed until March and May,...
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UC Berkeley
Heartbreaking! Cal Frat Bro Went to Women’s March But Didn’t Get Laid
This weekend, hundreds of thousands gathered across the country for the 2nd Women’s March, harnessing the...