Many people have theories for what that smell in the Stu might be. If you ask us, it’s probably just the putrid, unwashed asshole of that one Stu worker.
DePaul University: the largest Catholic university in the United States? Or America’s largest filthy, disgusting sinhole? DePaul freshmen weigh in.
You’re going into the fourth week of classes and things couldn’t be worse. You have no friends, your grades are terrible, and your peers won't sit with you.