As we round out the quarter, here are the top six of the ways DePaul said one thing to get you here, then turned around and did the opposite.
Unlike most campuses, the city can be very harsh. A state school bully may shove you in a locker, but a city-campus bully might shoot you with bullets.
Newly inducted President Esteban isn’t a pushover like Holtschneider was, so he’s allowed Coach Leitao to take extreme measures to recruit some actual athletes for DePaul.
In solidarity with Milo’s “free speech,” alt-righters are aimlessly wandering around their towns looking for children to stare at and maybe kiss a little.
Daddy Holt is finally free with DePaul hiring some heathen to take his place. So what could possibly be less religious than getting some good f*** on?
A portion of DePaul’s population has yet to be represented by an organization: the moderates. Luckily, these passionately neutral students got together.