Newly inducted President Esteban isn’t a pushover like Holtschneider was, so he’s allowed Coach Leitao to take extreme measures to recruit some actual athletes for DePaul.
In solidarity with Milo’s “free speech,” alt-righters are aimlessly wandering around their towns looking for children to stare at and maybe kiss a little.
Daddy Holt is finally free with DePaul hiring some heathen to take his place. So what could possibly be less religious than getting some good f*** on?
A portion of DePaul’s population has yet to be represented by an organization: the moderates. Luckily, these passionately neutral students got together.
Take it from us, the most relevant people on campus -- you need to make a sex tape. Or maybe not, but there are a few cheap ways to get people interested!
There are also a handful of hallways that end with a wall. They built the SAC with those dead ends in order to make students feel helpless.
Many people have theories for what that smell in the Stu might be. If you ask us, it’s probably just the putrid, unwashed asshole of that one Stu worker.