It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Which means it’s time to spend all of your money on secret santas and obligatory family and friend’s presents. About 80% of this school is made up of Long Islanders (unknown statistic, but it really seems like it’s that high of a number). So chances are you have at […]
The Binghamton and UAlbany rivalry is pretty huge. Basically everyone at Binghamton thinks they are far superior to UAlbany. Go on Yik Yak and guaranteed someone is bashing the inferior SUNY and rightly so. So why is Binghamton better than UAlbany? 5.) Baxter Always Wins SUNY Mascot Madness: When it comes to the mascot faceoff in […]
Adam Nolan has had enough. After being sexiled by his roommate for the fifteenth time this semester, Nolan decided he had to move out. Unfortunately, since the school admitted every high schooler from Long Island, the rest of the living communities were full and Nolan could not move off campus due to his financial aid. Out […]
"Primal Scream is a great way for our voice to be actually be heard since our voices were shut down by the Electoral College system," said attendee Jennifer Watkins.
Binghamton has many options for housing. You get to pay $10,000 to basically live in an oversized closet. Yay! Each community boasts why they’re the best on campus with their own traditions, style, and different subjects so they can say they are a “living learning community,” when in reality, nobody cares. Each dorm draws their own […]
The 2016 elections is shaping out to be a bit of a disaster. Americans are terrified, and are looking out for better options. One can only wonder how our own president, Harvey Stenger, would be as President of the United States. After all, if he’s able to run the premiere university of the northeast, then he […]
Alumni couple David Lebon and Suzanne Lebon have donated $1,000,000 to the University after winning the lottery. Because of their generous donation, Stenger has allowed the Lebon family to rename some of the school’s buildings however they please. Unfortunately the Lebon’s have given their 10-year-old son, Jacob, that task and his choices were truly shocking. […]
Rebecca Johnson, freshman at Binghamton, has recently gained another roommate. After visiting from Long Island, Terri Johnson, Rebecca’s mom, has decided to move into her daughter’s dorm room in Newing. “When I first came for Family Weekend, my daughter gave me a hug and said she missed me. So I decided to move in so […]