There’s no question that the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign churns out the leaders of tomorrow. There’s also no question the school’s famed North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un impersonator’s (Class of 2016) post-grad actions and accomplishments is something everyone can be proud of.“When Kimmy was in Champaign, he frequented Joe’s Brewery often and had one […]
Here are helpful tips to suppress any need to tell your friends about your study abroad trip, Brittany.
As the nation gets more divided on the real cause of climate change, scientists released a bombshell study this week in which they claim to know the true perpetrators of global warming. “The main cause of global warming can be attributed to those idiot University of Illinois students icing out their mixed drinks all […]
You’re right in the middle of your shitty summer internship, but Red Lion’s calling your name. It’s Greek Reunion time. Only problem is, in order to get the full experience of this drunken debauchery, you’re going to have to find a way out of work on Friday to make it to Happy Hour. So is […]
Yesterday, after Donald Trump Jr.’s emails about his planned meetings with Russian officials, another bombshell of emails were released this morning.
A popular trend among UIUC students is the creation of Finstas, or fake Instagram accounts where you can post ugly selfies, drunk pictures, and honest captions to a small, select group of friends. Fighting Illini football coach Lovie Smith apparently hopped on the Finsta trend without anyone noticing…until now. Here are some of the most […]
Non-Buffalo Grovians don’t know the struggle of living in such an uneventful suburb. Perhaps with this map, you’ll get a better idea on what BG is really like.
For most UIUC students, summer is a time to work at unpaid internships and take boring lifeguarding shifts where they stare at water. But for one student, it’s somehow the time where he gets to see every Chicago Cubs game and make sure everyone knows about it. “I don’t know how, but I always […]