Diego Manischewitz

Diego Manischewitz

Chief Campus Editor

University of Illinois
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ISU Students Take UIUC Summer School Classes To Know What It’s Like To Be Smart

Summer school at the University of Illinois is officially in swing and Illini stuck in Champaign for the summer will be joined by flocks of ISU students looking for an academic challenge and a change in scenery.“Being an ISU student isn’t easy, we get made fun of a lot. I get it, all I needed […]

PCP: Should Nick Offerman or Barack Obama Have Been The UIUC Commencement Speaker?

It’s graduation season and Champaign is abuzz with excitement. This year students hope the commencement speaker, Nick Offerman, drops some knowledge on the unemployed graduates. The announcement came after a failed year-long campaign to get our most recent Commander-In-Chief, President Barack Obama, to speak at graduation. This week, the editors argue over whether Nick Offerman […]

U of I Frat Guys Got Drunk at Frat Park and Somehow Raised Awareness for Cancer

One fraternity has courageously shattered that stereotype with their latest philanthropy event at Frat Park in Champaign.

28-Year-Old Walmart Employee Taking A Smoke Break Named New Parkland Mascot

After decades of being an institution that houses thousands of students that couldn’t get into the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Parkland Community College has rebranded itself in order to accurately reflect its student body.“For a long time we were the Parkland Cobras. I don’t know why, but this seemed like a stereotypical sports team […]

Trump’s Border Wall Will Just Be Sorority Girls Blocking the Red Lion Main Bar

One of the most controversial stances that President Donald Trump had during the 2016 election was being in favor of a large wall on the Mexican border in an attempt to keep illegal immigrants out of the U.S. Unfortunately, due to opposition from many congressional legislators, Trump has been forced to unveil a more cost-efficient […]

Manure Smell Actually Rotting Carcass of Illini Sports Program

Students walking around Champaign Tuesday morning were greeted by a familiar smell that they usually encounter at a campus bar bathroom or a Six Pack bathroom after Wine Night.   “Not only is the University of Illinois an ugly school except for the dumb Quad, it also smells like cow poop,” said frustrated Illini Doug […]

U of I Sorority Girls Serve Philanthropy Dinners They Would Never Eat Themselves

April in Champaign, aside from burnt-out and stressed Illini, means an abundance of sorority philanthropy dinners. Overzealous sorority girls yell at passersby to buy their dinner tickets for $5, but the women in Greek life have a dark secret. “These philanthropy dinners are super fun,” said Beta Alpha sorority sister Brittany Jones, “But there’s no […]

Beer Accidentally Spilled on U of I Student-Athlete Closest Feeling They’ll Get To Championship Champagne Shower

It’s tough to be a student-athlete here at the University of Illinois. The only championships they ever see are when they’re sitting at home on the couch watching them on TV. But one lucky student-athlete finally got a taste of what it’s like to be a winner last night at Red Lion’s beer garden.   […]

Parents of Illini Senior Proud of Child for Graduating Despite Being a Geed

Most parents of University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign pay way too much money to send their child to a decent state school because all they want to see is their baby graduate from a good college. Although this couple from Naperville is proud their youngest is graduating an Illini, they still have one small gripe […]

5 Perfectly Average Stock Photos Illini Should Use

When it comes to marketing material, colleges like the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign love a good stock photo. We’ve all seen the same photo with the group of diverse students of different races and backgrounds with arms around each other in front of the Alma Mater. But, they all seem a bit too artificial […]