Stories By Eli Rallo
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Michigan
A Wholesome Checklist to do During Syllabus Week at Michigan
Now that the non-denominational holidays are winding down (sorry Trump), the greatest juxtaposition of all time...
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Michigan
Fifteen Shots You’re Going To Take Instead of Getting a Flu Shot
Happy flu season, Wolverines! Isn’t comforting to know that half of us will fall victim to...
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Michigan
20 Things at Michigan You Definitely Hate More Than OSU
Ah, November: the leaves are falling, it’s cuffing szn (and you’re not cuffed), the apple orchard...
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Michigan
Can We All Agree Communications Is the Worst Major at Michigan?
Ah, communications: constantly hailed as Michigan’s cop-out major, “house wife” major, “I-don’t-know-what-the-fuck-is-going-on” major, “I’m a freshman”...
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Michigan
The Michigan Fight Song Remixed For a True Gameday
When you arrive to this university–naive and 18 years old, long before you find your roommate,...
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Michigan
The Top 7 Places Michigan Sorority Girls Love to Pee in Ann Arbor
Drunk Ann Arbor, more importantly midweek drunk Ann Arbor, is a sight to behold. If you pass...
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Michigan
How to Lose All That No Thai Weight This Summer
Are you staring at yourself in a senior year you shaped mirror wondering how you...
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Michigan
10 Steps to Ann Arbor-izing Your Lame Home Town
Do you find yourself constantly missing Ann Arbor? Would you give anything for a...
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Michigan
10 Ways to Pay Your Out-of-State U of M Tuition
Are you from anywhere other than Michigan? Did you receive little to no financial aid?...
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Michigan
QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?
Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...