Eli Rallo

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A Wholesome Checklist to do During Syllabus Week at Michigan

Now that the non-denominational holidays are winding down (sorry Trump), the greatest juxtaposition of all time...

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Fifteen Shots You’re Going To Take Instead of Getting a Flu Shot

Happy flu season, Wolverines! Isn’t comforting to know that half of us will fall victim to...

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20 Things at Michigan You Definitely Hate More Than OSU

Ah, November: the leaves are falling, it’s cuffing szn (and you’re not cuffed), the apple orchard...

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Can We All Agree Communications Is the Worst Major at Michigan?

Ah, communications: constantly hailed as Michigan’s cop-out major, “house wife” major, “I-don’t-know-what-the-fuck-is-going-on” major, “I’m a freshman”...

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The Michigan Fight Song Remixed For a True Gameday

When you arrive to this university–naive and 18 years old, long before you find your roommate,...

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The Top 7 Places Michigan Sorority Girls Love to Pee in Ann Arbor

Drunk Ann Arbor, more importantly midweek drunk Ann Arbor, is a sight to behold. If you pass...

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How to Lose All That No Thai Weight This Summer

  Are you staring at yourself in a senior year you shaped mirror wondering how you...

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10 Steps to Ann Arbor-izing Your Lame Home Town

    Do you find yourself constantly missing Ann Arbor? Would you give anything for a...

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10 Ways to Pay Your Out-of-State U of M Tuition

  Are you from anywhere other than Michigan? Did you receive little to no financial aid?...

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QUIZ: Which University of Michigan Dorm Are You?

  Each dorm has it’s very own personality, just like all of us special snowflakes at...