“He’s my little sweetie pie,” reported mother Tara Goldman on her son, Ethan Goldman. Despite her excitement to see her son, who is home on winter break from his studies as a philosophy major at UC Berkeley, the fact that he is now a hard determinist really puts a damper on things.“Yeah I’m pretty much […]
It’s finals week at UC Berkeley. Whether a semester of goofing off catches up to you, the 4.0 you need to get into Haas says hello, or some midterms come back to rail you one more time, everyone dies during dead week. Depending on the nature of your crimes against academia, DevilDirks cackles as you […]
With Berkeley's crime on the rise, students need someone to save them. Is Bear Man the super hero they need? Too bad he's done literally nothing.
After a week of interviews, surveys, and Grade-A journalism, reporters at The Black Sheep have compiled their list of this week’s happenings at the UC Berkeley Recreational Sports Facility.7.) A student waiting in line for the weight room actually died: Although the “one in, one out” measure is necessary to mitigate congestion, nothing can mitigate […]
For years, UC Berkeley’s student body has had no trouble vocally propagating its aesthetic complaints towards Evans Hall. Resting beside Memorial Glade and Doe Library, the “ugliest building on campus” has been chastised since its construction for its closed-in, windowless design and being an imposing concrete structure that everyone would like to see demolished.In a […]