Stories By Eliot Mack
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UC Berkeley
Hard Determinist Berkeley Student “A Real Pleasure” to be Around at Holidays
“He’s my little sweetie pie,” reported mother Tara Goldman on her son, Ethan Goldman. Despite her...
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UC Berkeley
Berkeley A**hole Actually Has Time to Go Out Tonight
This week, sophomore Nabik Natesh reported that his asshole roommate, Ethan McWilkerson, will actually have time...
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UC Berkeley
8 Places to Dab on UC Berkeley’s Campus [GIFS INSIDE]
It doesn’t matter whether you credit the invention of the Dab to Skippa Da Flippa, Peewee...
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UC Berkeley
Stanford Protests Pale in Comparison to UC Berkeley Protests
This week, the results of the United States presidential election spurred mass protests across the nation....
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UC Berkeley
Missed Connections: UC Berkeley Halloween Edition
It was a simpler time, back in the days of old, when people would post on...
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UC Berkeley
8 Sexy DIY Cal Costumes
With just a few days left until Halloween, you haven’t got much time left to throw...
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UC Berkeley
Berkeley’s Own Crime Stopping Vigilante Really Taking His Sweet Time
In the last week, the University of California Police Department has investigated 9 strong-armed robberies...
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UC Berkeley
This Week at the RSF
After a week of interviews, surveys, and Grade-A journalism, reporters at The Black Sheep have...
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UC Berkeley
“Oh and You’re Soooo Gorgeous” Says A Fed Up Evans Hall
For years, UC Berkeley’s student body has had no trouble vocally propagating its aesthetic complaints...
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UC Berkeley
7 Things Berkeley Freshmen Say and How to Toughen Them Up
We all know some new Berkeley freshmen, soft, weak and in need of some advice....