Name: Theodore Yellowhorse Twitter Handle: @1future Bar: The Red Lion Relationship Status: Married to the game Major: Accounting Favorite Drink: Briley K Favorite Shot: Briley K Disgusting Drink: “F Me Up Fam”What drink is a fruity drink but not a fruity drink?: Sidewalk Slammer.Which liquor perfectly straddles the line between juuuuust cheap enough and barely […]
Name: Brian Heidegger Twitter Handle: @BHeide16 Bar: Underground (UG) Relationship Status: Who’s asking? Major: Journalism Favorite Drink: Loaded Corona Favorite Shot: The cheapest one Disgusting Drink: Room-temperature Four Loko What drink is a fruity drink but not a fruity drink?: Any well with a straw in it. Which liquor perfectly straddles the line […]
Name: Cory Levin Twitter Handle: @C_ory21 Bar: Joe’s Brewery Relationship Status: Playing the field Major: Sports management Favorite Drink: Redd’s Apple Ale with a shot of Fireball Favorite Shot: Patron with salt and lime Disgusting Drink: Milky Pete What would a mixed drink named after Joe’s be made of?: Joe’s Lunchbox with 2 shots […]
Name: Michael Sandoval Twitter Handle: @mjsando2 Bar: The UG Relationship Status: Single Major: Marketing and management Favorite Drink: “The Liam Millerick” Favorite Shot: Southern Comfort Disgusting Drink: Jäger SpriteWhat would a mixed drink named after UG be made of?: Whiskey Coke with a lot of Bols.What shitty beer is secretly a snobby beer?: Miller LiteWhat […]
Since UIUC is one of the top public schools and party schools in the nation it’s okay to cry pretty much anywhere. We have some places to start.
Name: Donna Carnow Bar: Joe’s Relationship Status: In a committed relationship with Jäger Major: Dance Favorite Drink: Vodka Soda Cran Favorite Shot: Fireball Disgusting Drink: Baja Blasts ruin lives and give you diabetesIf you could change the name of Joe’s to anything, what would you change it to? Why?: Church; because a night out at […]
Name: Scottie Jordan Feldman Twitter Handle: @scottiefeldman Bar: The Newly Renovated Clybourne Relationship status: Trying and failing Major: Accy af Favorite Drink: Apple Ciroc. Shoutout DJ Khaled Favorite Shot: Peppermint Schnapps Disgusting Drink: Tequila Water LimeIf you could change the name of Cly’s to anything, what would you change it to? Why?: Mozel Tov, a […]
Careful UIUC students, anyone can be affected by formal…even geeds, so stay woke and save up your nickels and dimes. You know the state of Illinois is.
Name: Ali Merchant Twitter Handle: @MerchMaddness Bar: Crimson Kitty (Red Lion) Relationship Status: Sarah Handjob Major: Sociology Favorite Drink: Holy Water Favorite Shot: Probably like, rabies, tetanus, etc. Disgusting Drink: Whiskey Water What would you mom be least impressed by if she saw your bartending skills?: The fact that I work at a bar. […]