Elwood Lake

Elwood Lake

Staff Writer

Meditation Club Lobbies for Dispensary on the Hill

UCLA students are clamoring for a dispensary on the Hill for the 2017-2018 school year. This demand has sparked a debate on campus and in Washington.

6 Lies UCLA Tour Guides Tell on Their Tours

Remember the orientation tour where they told all the lies about UCLA? Those weren't the only lies. We have six different lies that UCLA Tour Guides tell.

Semester Students Jealous of Bruins Still in Classes

In an unexpected case, students from other schools are jealous of Bruins still in classes. “This goes against all known cases of human psychology"

Bruin Bear Statue Stretches After Long Months of Being Sat On by Admitted Students

It’s about that time of year again, when newly-admitted students take trendy photos on the Bruin statue to post on their social media.

TRAGIC: Stagecoach Converts UCLA Student to Actual Cowboy

Ryan Squirrel returned from Stagecoach in a cowboy hat, boots, and a big ole belt buckle that read “Everything's Bigger in Texas.”

Top 5 Places to Have Sex at UCLA

Do you like sex? Do you dislike studying? Read on for five great places to get your voyeuristic kick on campus. Godspeed.

Aggressive Bruin Bus Employee Drags Student Off Bus Due to Overflow

Aamir Khan, a sophomore with persistent leg injuries, was brutally tossed from the Bruin Bus because of the high number of parents riding on Bruin Day.

One-and-Done UCLA Freshman Declares for Med School

Inspired by fellow freshmen Lonzo Ball, TJ Leaf, and Ike Anigbogu, Samaj Bucur has decided to declare for the med school application process after one year.

UCLA Majors Renamed to Fit What They Actually Are

We’ve all heard the stereotypes. Dumb, rich kids take Comm., diversity students take things that end in “studies,” the oft-referenced north v. south campus rivalry, with econ and psych sort of straddling the Mason-Dixon line, etc. But what should majors at UCLA really be called? We at The Black Sheep have compiled our favored renaming […]

The Best 5 Spots in Westwood to Stuff Your Face for $5

To offset the effects of your sad, empty bank account, we’ve compiled a list of 5 places on or near Galey where you can eat for just $5.