Stories By Lee Harvey Asswald
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Timeline of Wine Night at JL’s
It’s Tuesday night and the time to get drunk is NOW. Most college students get drunk,...
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How Many Days of Mardi Gras Will You Last Until You Shit Yourself and Die?
Laissez les bons temps rouler! This translates to: it’s Mardi Gras season and you’re in deep...
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Syllabus Week is Over: Have You Given Up Yet?
Uh oh! Syllabus week is over. That means no more free days, bitches! Every student has...
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How to Have the Perfect LSU Sneaux Day
By the grace of our Almighty Father, F. King Alexander, we have been blessed with not...
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What to Do if You See Your Professor on Tinder
You feel a deep, rumbling, gut-wrenching pain in the pit of your stomach. Your toes curl,...
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5th Year Physics Major Finally Learns the Difference Between ‘G-Force’ and ‘G-Spot’
After five long years of physics and a lifetime of being sexless, 5th year physics major...
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Baton Rouge Establishments That Need a Liquor License
From Tigerland to Downtown, Baton Rouge is filled with bars that provide a safe zone...
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7 Things to Put Out for LSU Trick-or-Treaters
Every Halloween college students do the same thing— get drunk somewhere wearing either a jersey...
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LSU Fraternity Intramural Football Team Volunteers to Play in Tiger Stadium During Bye Week
This year during the bye-week, an LSU fraternity vowed to step-up and make a change...
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6 LSU Themed Festival Totems
As #FestivalSzn comes to an end with ACL, that means the end of glittered butt-cheeks,...