Ever wonder what Becky Blank’s Tinder profile would look like if she wasn’t married to that buzzkill Hanns (of the not-Zimmer dynasty)? Or if Bucky would be a sweetheart or a total fuckboy on online dating/banging apps? Well, if you’re a basic shit like us, you have. And since we have tons of funds and […]
Tuesday: Lake Mendota water level is set to rise four inches higher and engulf the entire Memorial Union Terrace, setting back years of construction.
Even Becky Blank has expressed worry that Hayes’ legacy could be in jeopardy if he ends his four year tenure with the Badgers on a low note.
A closeted Republcian frat boy came out about his political identity to his fraternity brothers, and they went on hazing him like usual.