Tuesday: Lake Mendota water level is set to rise four inches higher and engulf the entire Memorial Union Terrace, setting back years of construction.
Even Becky Blank has expressed worry that Hayes’ legacy could be in jeopardy if he ends his four year tenure with the Badgers on a low note.
A closeted Republcian frat boy came out about his political identity to his fraternity brothers, and they went on hazing him like usual.
The UW physics department has discovered what appears to be a parallel universe that is nearly exactly the same as ours, but with one small difference.
Conservative majority of the Associated Students of Madison proposes to defunds student health services, says it prevents students from "growing up".
It’s quite the consensus that, regardless of your views on pretty much anything, 2016 was just kind of a shit year. Here, in no particular order, are 10 reasons why.10.) Everyone’s Zodiac Signs Changed: That damn calendar caused everyone’s Zodiac signs to shift. If you were a strong-willed Aries, now you’re now a lazy-ass Pisces. […]
Many students have been up in arms recently about the news that the university would not be providing the second dose of the meningococcal virus serogroup B vaccine to students. We get that it’s hard to break bad news to young, entitled millennials, so here’s some phrases that aren’t “You’ve taken an important step to […]