Stories By Ethan S
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Campus Life
Campus Dining Halls to Get Rid of Fruit Due to Lack of Demand
Campus dining halls everywhere have begun halting the availability of fruit, citing lack of demand. “Students...
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Wisconsin
7 Places To Do Some Shady Sh*t on the UW Campus
The UW campus is anything but a utopia. Shady shit happens here all the time. If...
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Wisconsin
Tinder Profiles for UW’s ‘Sexiest’ Icons
Ever wonder what Becky Blank’s Tinder profile would look like if she wasn’t married to that...
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Wisconsin
If Buildings on Campus were Members of the Trump Administration
You ever walk by Humanities, stop, give the blue skies above a thoughtful glance, and think...
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Wisconsin
UW Comprehensive Weather Report Predicts the Unthinkable
The Black Sheep has expanded our expertise to now provide weather forecasts for students across the...
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Wisconsin
Badger Fans Concerned Nigel Hayes Just Now Realizing He Needs to Step His Game Up
“It’s time, Nigel. Stop pussyfooting around that goddamn court and either take some motherfucking shots or...
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Wisconsin
Closeted UW Republican Comes Out to Fraternity, Brothers Are Totally Accepting
Jacob Turner, a member of the Delta Alpha Psi fraternity who is a closeted Republican, came...
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Wisconsin
Jordan Hill’s Five Step Plan to Completely Replace Nigel Hayes
UW basketball player Jordan Hill is on a lot of people’s radar following his pretty okay...
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Wisconsin
UW Researchers Discover Parallel Universe Where Thong Cape Scooter Man is 45th President of U.S.
The UW physics department has discovered what appears to be a parallel universe that is nearly...
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Wisconsin
UHS Defunded to Put UW Students’ Tuition Money to Better Use
It was mere hours into the spring 2017 semester when the conservative majority of the Associated...