Stories By Ethan Schlatter
-
UC Berkeley
Student Action’s Executive Announcement Ruins Cal Student’s Drop of New Profile Picture
At 7 p.m. last night Student Action announced their executive slate of three candidates for President,...
-
UC Berkeley
Weekend Forecast: ‘Lots of Drunk Sophomores’ as Haas Applications Roll In
It’s been a long wait, but the day we’ve all been waiting for is finally here....
-
UC Berkeley
The 6 Types of Berkeley Study Abroaders Based on Their Incessant Snapchats
Cal’s study abroad program is a great way for people with weak language skills to visit...
-
UC Berkeley
A Judgmental Map of Greek Row, Just in Time for Spring Rush
Spring Rush is in full swing people, and for all of you potential douchebags out there, it can...
-
UC Berkeley
The 6 Best Fire Alarms to Pull Before your CS 61A Final
On the off chance you’re procrastinating your dead week studies right now and reading some stupid...
-
UC Berkeley
Students in STEM have More Work Than You, Report Students in STEM
It’s almost dead week, and all across campus students are spending long nights in libraries, cramming...
-
UC Berkeley
Can You Make It Home From The Big Game, Or Will Salesforce Eat Your Soul?
Uh-oh. It’s 9 p.m. after the big game, your bus has left, and you’re stuck at Stanford...
-
UC Berkeley
6 Red Flags of a Disastrous Cal Sorority Date Party Set Up
Ahh, sorority date party, the prom of college, except you broke up with your boyfriend Chad...
-
UC Berkeley
QUIZ: What’s Your Position on Cal’s Class Waitlist Based on Your Star Sign?
Phase One is officially over, and the final few pathetic little freshmen are done registering for...
-
UC Berkeley
Rating the Top Family Members We Saw at Frats on Gameday
Parents Weekend just hit Berkeley, and for all you freshman, it was surely a great time. And...