Stories By Gabe McGinnity
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Wisconsin
Badgers Plan To Cancel Youth Scrimmage To Ensure They Won’t Be, Like, Totally Destroyed By 12 Year-Olds
With the less than stellar start to the football season, the timely bye week gave the...
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Wisconsin
Freshman Sprinting Everywhere Must Have Really Misinterpreted What Rush Week Means
Over this last week as prospective fraternity and sorority members have gone through UW Rush week,...
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Wisconsin
Top 10 Places to Get Turnt ‘n Burnt at UW
Finals are approaching, and we all know as soon as you walk out of your last...
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Wisconsin
D.A.R.E. Lion Suffers Existential Crisis Upon Visiting UW During Mifflin Week
In an attempt to reconnect with former students, everyone’s favorite anti-drug mascot, the D.A.R.E Lion, came...
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Wisconsin
Wisconsin Convenience Stores Beginning to Regret ‘Going All In’ on Summer Darty Supplies
As if the thought of upcoming finals weren’t enough, Mother Nature gave campus another big, “fuck...
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Wisconsin
5 UW Icons Who’d Do Better as Wisconsin’s Next Governor Than Scott Walker
Today’s world seems to continually produce question mark after question mark surrounding any candidate that throws...
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Wisconsin
Madison Bars as the Spring Break Destinations You Couldn’t Afford To Go To
Welcome back from spring break, the beautiful pre-finals purgatory when personal and campus morale plummets for...
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Wisconsin
The 5 Best Daily Bar Specials in Madison Set to Save You from the Evils of the New Meal Plan
It’s been nary a month now since the unveiling of the university’s new meal plan that...