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Gallagher's Watermelon

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All Four Fans of UConn Women’s Basketball Thrilled About 90 Game Win Streak

The excitement from the game and this historic moment in College Women’s Basketball history could be heard from blocks away from the stadium.

6 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING SINCE WINNING THE NATTY

LAST NIGHT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING AMAZING GAME IN CLEMSON FOOTBALL HISTORY. IT WAS ALABAMA’S FIRST LOSS TO CLEMSON SINCE 1902. LAST TIME CLEMSON BEAT THE TIDE THE MOST POPULAR CAR WAS A HORSE. YOUR VOICE MIGHT BE ROUGH FROM SCREAMING, BUT HERE ARE SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO TELL THAT YOU HAVEN’T STOPPED […]

Frat Guy Spends Entire Night at Pub II on his Phone, Forgets it’s New Year’s Eve

Dylan Daniels, a brother of Penta Delta Fraternity at Illinois State, spent nearly all of New Year’s Eve scrolling and tweeting on his cracked iPhone CS6.

Spot the Difference on The Quad

We’ve changed seven things in the pic below—can you find them? If not, maybe you need a study break—just stare at this for a few hours.

Top 10 Names for VP of Student Affairs Levester Johnson’s Johnson

We want to finalize Johnson's initiation process by naming that grand phallus of his. Here are the top ten names that we came up with.

These ISU Icons Said What????

On what they're looking forward to about next semester these icons said what???

Normal Portillo’s Location Announced; Every ISU Student Literally Shits Their Pants

Popular Chicago restaurant Portillo's is going to replace the current Motel 6 on Veterans Parkway.

7 Places to Eat Alone at ISU and Ponder Your Inevitable Finals Doom

You remember finals week right? Finals week is that impending doom that no one wants to acknowledge, like the apocalypse or Donald Trump as president.

7 Reasons to be Thankful You Don’t Go to U of I

Champaign-Urbana has absolutely nothing on us here in Bloomington- Normal, and we're more than thankful we made the decision NOT to go there.

6 Ways to Tell That Your Roommate is an Utter Psychopath

Some random roommates can be your best friend, but more likely they are going to have the temperament of a homeless person outside of the Dollar General.