George Srouji

George Srouji

Staff Writer

University of Maryland
Maryland Students Start 63 More Fires in Attempt to Get Another Day Off

According to University officials, as of 10:30 a.m. Tuesday morning, sixty-three more fires had been started by students hoping to get another day off.

QUIZ: Are You a True Terp or Towson Trash?

Are you a true Terp, able to walk the streets of College Park with your head held high? The only way to find out is to take the quiz.

Report: Even Student Government Elections Not Clean

"The Unity Party withdrew its entire goddam ticket from consideration after it was revealed that they didn't report receiving support from Turning Point"

Report: 73% of Terps Ready to Give Up

While we're aware that students have a hard time readjusting after spring break, we have never seen so many Terps ready to throw in the towel at once,”

Maryland Fraternities Eagerly Prepare for Spring Fest Gladiator Matches

Spring Fest has finally arrived at the University of Maryland, and the campus is abuzz with excitement. The weeklong event, formerly known as Greek Week, features team-ups between participating fraternities and sororities, as well as friendly gladiator matches throughout the week.  “I cannot overstate my excitement for the fights to come,” senior David Foster of […]

QUIZ: What Do You Most Regret Doing Over UMD’s Spring Break?

Answer these six questions and we’ll take a guess at what your biggest regret of the week was/

UMD Professor Currently 14 Minutes Late to Class

“Oh man. Just one more minute, and class is officially cancelled,” senior computer science major Tim Reynolds told The Black Sheep.

4 Things We’re APPARENTLY Not Allowed to Spray Paint Onto the University House

All of the sudden, it’s now “strongly frowned upon” to spray paint a couple of things onto the University House? None of it was even that bad!

QUIZ: Are You Testudo?

Everybody loves Testudo. Not only is he a great mascot, but he’s also the only reason about half the student body passes their finals.

UMD Pledge a Little Too Into Hazing

Fraternity members at the University of Maryland announced Sunday that they were a little uncomfortable with new pledge Kyle Moore’s eagerness to be hazed.