George Wooden

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Breaking News: A Sad Clown To Open At Art Attack 2018

In light of the upcoming spring concert event at the University of Maryland known as “Art...

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UMD Bookstore To Begin Selling Terp-Branded Sex Toys

In a shocking turn of events, the UMD Bookstore will begin taking on a controversial new...

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7 Reasons Why You Really Shouldn’t Smoke on 4/20

April 20th is just a normal day to most people, but to others, 4/20 is a...

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10 Things To Do When Spring Finally Shows the Fuck Up at UMD

FINALLY! The cold and bitter weather is beyond us and the beautiful spring weather is upon...

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MilkBoy ArtHouse in College Park To Serve New Milk Cocktails

After a recent increase in sales and popularity throughout the town, the latest bar to pop...

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What UMD Could Have Done With The Money Paid to Diamond Stone

Well, well, well…who would’ve thought one of the players that helped lead us to the Sweet...

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Best Places to Perform an Exorcism at UMD!

Have you ever thought about playing with a Ouija Board or trying to sell your soul...

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A Terp’s 7 Best Date Options On Valentine’s Day

So you and your sweetheart made plans for a night on the town on Valentine’s Day...

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7 Ways to Slide Into A Terp’s DMs On Valentine’s Day

Are you one of the many losers without a Valentine’s date? Do you have the urge...

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7 Reasons Why Your TA is Targeting You In Discussion

So you went to discussion and your TA won’t stop pointing you out. Total bullshit right?...