Stories By George Wooden
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7 Reasons Why You Really Shouldn’t Smoke on 4/20
April 20th is just a normal day to most people, but to others, 4/20 is a...
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10 Things To Do When Spring Finally Shows the Fuck Up at UMD
FINALLY! The cold and bitter weather is beyond us and the beautiful spring weather is upon...
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MilkBoy ArtHouse in College Park To Serve New Milk Cocktails
After a recent increase in sales and popularity throughout the town, the latest bar to pop...
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Maryland
What UMD Could Have Done With The Money Paid to Diamond Stone
Well, well, well…who would’ve thought one of the players that helped lead us to the Sweet...
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Maryland
Best Places to Perform an Exorcism at UMD!
Have you ever thought about playing with a Ouija Board or trying to sell your soul...
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Maryland
A Terp’s 7 Best Date Options On Valentine’s Day
So you and your sweetheart made plans for a night on the town on Valentine’s Day...
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7 Ways to Slide Into A Terp’s DMs On Valentine’s Day
Are you one of the many losers without a Valentine’s date? Do you have the urge...
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7 Reasons Why Your TA is Targeting You In Discussion
So you went to discussion and your TA won’t stop pointing you out. Total bullshit right?...
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5 Things To Do If Wallace Loh Show’s Up at Bent’s On Friday
Every Terp needs to take a pre-finals de-stressor by hitting the bars with their gang. But,...
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Maryland
We Asked 14 STEM Majors if They’ve Ever Kissed A Person, and the Results are Shocking
Here at UMD, STEM majors have it hard. Unfortunately, the stereotypes clouding STEM majors are even...