Dear Little,First, I want to thank you for all the amazing memories we made this semester. Thanks for always talking to me whenever we see each other. I really love that you say words to me a lot. They’re always such good words. You are a poet. I’m so glad you know what my name […]
Protesters congested the walkways at the top of the Green to tell us that we’re all going to hell, as if most UD students didn’t already know that.
While staff scrambled to get the situation under control, reports say that the student spilled several drinks and knocked over the beloved popcorn machine.
First it was movie posters, then string lights, then tapestries, but now college freshmen have begun to furnish their dorm rooms with a hot new decoration: fresh road kill. Other traditional aesthetic choices are being kicked to the curb to make way for the decaying carcasses of raccoons, squirrels, opossums, skunks, and other small animals […]
With graduation quickly approaching, college seniors are just now beginning to scramble for spots in the job market. In just two short months, your classmate will have landed an internship helping his mom around the house; a position that will surely lead to further career opportunities; and all you’ll have is a stupid hat.The hat […]
Speculations about the mystery affair spread through social media platforms; the most popular theory being a giant UDairy ice cream swimming pool party.
Maybe you dared to be the first to start drinking and guzzled one Natty an hour until you blacked, but the real question is where did you wake up?
Spring break is the best time of year for college students. We take advantage of our time off between midterms to go to Mexico, drink for at least six days straight, and come home with things like fond memories, hangovers, and a whole host of sexually transmitted diseases. Take this quiz to find out who […]