Stories By Hayley Shipley
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Missouri
5 Places to Do Your Summer Online Classes in CoMo to Make It Feel Like You’re Not Alone
We’re baaaack, or rather, like most of you shitshows, never left CoMo. You also probably have...
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Missouri
Honest Answers to Summer Welcome FAQs
The start of June at Mizzou marks the beginning of Summer Welcome. Summer Welcome is where...
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Missouri
5 Commencement Speakers That Would F Sh*t Up at Mizzou Graduation
With graduation quickly approaching, there are a lot of things Mizzou seniors are wondering about. For...
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Missouri
8 Different Ways to Use Your Extra Swipes At Mizzou’s Dining Halls
We are nearing the end of another school year, fellow failures. And with that end means...
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Missouri
7 Ways to Get Missouri Residency (And Mizzou In-State Tuition) Over The Summer
Well Tigers, you are almost to the end of another shitty school year. We hope this...
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Missouri
7 Ways to Get Out of an Minor in Possession in Downtown CoMo
The world is a beautiful place, Tigers. It’s full of butterflies, rainbows, fake IDs, and frat...
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Missouri
5 Horrifying Thoughts Mizzou Seniors Are Drowning in Through April
Seniors, it’s April. You’re about a month away from finally graduating (GTFO already). After four agonizing...