In an effort to better appeal to you goddamn millennials, we took the liberty of creating some Spotify playlists that encapsulate the UD experience.
Taking “UD couldn’t be whiter” as a challenge, passing nor’easter Winter Storm Stella decided to drop 6 inches of pure, cold whiteness all over campus.
UD STEM majors vowed to stage a protest against the man they claim convinced them to venture into an academic career of never-ending pain and suffering.
UD PNM Katie Hurley disaffiliated a Chick-fil-A sandwich she scarfed down an hour earlier as part of her natural tendency to vomit when feeling threatened.
Biden felt it was necessary to do the general public a service by “doing a sick fiery double backflip over the whole fuckin’ building, dude.”
After spending winter session on campus an excited UD freshman, Quentin Tipton, is finally going to have physical contact with another real life human being